My sincerest apologies to Perhaps check it again for offending his fragile sensibilities. My colon-D resulted in a goofier-looking grin than I had intended. In the future, I will make a better effort to contain my raging inner narcissist.
As a token of apology, I'd like to share some of my ointment with Perhaps check it again as he has no doubt developed some of his own abrasions after making that devastatingly witty comment of his.