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The wanted criminal known as Cinderella has sought asylum in China after being convicted of fraud for faking her status as a princess, a crime that was discovered after her coach turned into a mushy pile of pumpkin goo at twenty past midnight. Edit: Some good sentences, just wanted to point out that it's not really, like, about constructing the shortest grammatically correct sentence possible, but more, like, to try to connect the words in an interesting and sensical way.

The flower war brought pleasure to the green fields as balance was restored.