Guest Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 A woman shoots her husband, holds him underwater for 5 minutes, hangs him and then have a wonerful night together. How is this possible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 First of all...off topic. Put this in the word riddles forum. She shoots a picture of him, holds it underwater (or developer fluid) for 5 minutes, and then hangs the picture up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Sounds like what happened to a friend of mine when his wife found out he had been flirting with a girl at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Did she marry a sock? She could shoot him with stain remover, wash him, hang him up to dry, then they could go to dinner and a movie or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Did she marry a sock? She could shoot him with stain remover, wash him, hang him up to dry, then they could go to dinner and a movie or something. That is illegal in most states. However they are pushing for socks' rights pretty heavily in California lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 The shoot was a photograph...and the developinging the pic in the fluid, and hung the picutre to dry while they went out to eat...I know..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 necropheliac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 necropheliac I almost pooed my pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 bushindo Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 (edited) necropheliac Best answer. One of those lateral solutions that makes more sense and fits the original parameters even more than the intended solution. Edited August 3, 2009 by bushindo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Pickett Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Best answer. One of those lateral solutions that makes more sense and fits the original parameters even more than the intended solution. I would agree, except for the part of the OP that says "...and then have a wonerful night together..." Because that implies that they both had a wonderful night together...and I'm going to go out on a limb and say that if she actually did those things to him, he did NOT have a wonderful night (unless he's a serious masochist and somehow survived all of the above) :c) But I agree that it's a great answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 I would agree, except for the part of the OP that says "...and then have a wonerful night together..." Because that implies that they both had a wonderful night together...and I'm going to go out on a limb and say that if she actually did those things to him, he did NOT have a wonderful night (unless he's a serious masochist and somehow survived all of the above) :c) But I agree that it's a great answer. That answer precludes survival. Maybe zombie-ism. Is it still necrophilia if they are undead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 A woman shoots her husband, holds him underwater for 5 minutes, hangs him and then have a wonerful night together. How is this possible? I think I know... she shoots him with one of those plastic sucker bow and arrow things, then they both go and have a bath together, and she holds onto a part of him that is underwater (you know which part I mean), then they go to the bedroom for some kinky action using some ropes and bondage gear, that he hangs from, and after all this they make mad beautiful passionate love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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