[Guest]

I found this on the internet:

A teacher in a small Texas town asks her class how many of them are Bush fans.

Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy.

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush fan."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush fan?"

Johnny says, "I'm a Kerry fan."

The teacher asks why he's a Kerry fan.

The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry fan and my dad's a Kerry fan, so I'm a Kerry fan!"

The teacher is kind of angry, because this IS Texas, so she asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan."

Also goes the other way for all you Bush fans out there. Just replace the Kerry with Bush (and vice versa) and the Texas with Vermont

[Guest]

Political jokes are always the funniest, but also the most controversial! Nice one!

[Guest]

I got another bush joke. Ok here it goes,

Joke: Why the US is in crisis

An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.'

[akaslickster]

Good one. HEE HEE.