[Guest]

Two-eff Jeff was sitting in a chair in the middle of the room. One-eff Jef walked up and said, "I'll bet you $20 that before I run around your chair three times, you'll get up. And I promise I won't push you or throw things at you. When you get up, it will be by choice." Two-eff Jeff took the bet, thinking he'd make an easy $20. But soon it was obvious that One-eff Jef had won. Why?

[Guest]

[spoiler='Amarnath_ Caterpillar

Teaser??']Assuming Jeff cannot sit in the chair for the rest of his life, Jef would walk away without completing 3 rounds.

[Guest]

Two-eff Jeff was sitting in a chair in the middle of the room. One-eff Jef walked up and said, "I'll bet you $20 that before I run around your chair three times, you'll get up. And I promise I won't push you or throw things at you. When you get up, it will be by choice." Two-eff Jeff took the bet, thinking he'd make an easy $20. But soon it was obvious that One-eff Jef had won. Why?

they were playing musical chairs, but now I'm thinking one-eff Jef didn't even go around the chair, he just stood there staring at him.

[Guest]

2eff-Jeff stood up to take the bet.

-or-

1-eff-Jef ran around it only two times, and exclaimed ok you win, so 2eff-Jeff stood up to collect his 20$ in which case he lost. Or he jumped up to say that he only went around twice.

-or-

1-eff-Jef bet someone else 40$ that he could make 2eff-Jeff sit in a chair for as long as he wanted. He told them how long he would make him sit, and took that long to go around three times, lost 20$ to 2eff-Jeff, but gained 40$ from the other guy.

[Guest]

I'm thinking that One-eff Jeff is facing a mirror, so Two-eff Jeff is his reflection.

[itachi-san]

I dunno, 10 miles should do it

[Guest]

One Eff Jef starts running around "The building is on fire!"

Or better yet, he starts putting down gasoline...

How about...

[Guest]

Come on, everyone knows that One-eff Jef is in a wheelchair... there's no effing way he can run anywhere...