Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Repeatedly I’m getting these rides to the parlor. I have just died. Surely I can’t die again. I’ve been practicing my death with the gravest valor. Please, do allow me to explain. You would think I will soon be on display. Over and over, the parlor doth call. And strange is the vessel, which bears me away. What am I doing here, casket and all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Repeatedly I’m getting these rides to the parlor. I have just died. Surely I can’t die again. I’ve been practicing my death with the gravest valor. Please, do allow me to explain. You would think I will soon be on display. Over and over, the parlor doth call. And strange is the vessel, which bears me away. What am I doing here, casket and all? an old film taken from the vault and being sent for colorization Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 an old film taken from the vault and being sent for colorization Haha, no. Funny answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Haha, no. Funny answer. But I didnt mean to be funny. that was my best shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 But I didnt mean to be funny. that was my best shot. I'm sorry. I find it funny, that you often seem to find answers to my riddles which are much longer to say, than anyone would ever expect of a riddle. I love your answers. Very inventive. : ) Thanks for your best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 plasmid Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Now I'd hesitate betting my bottom dollar That your hair's getting "die"d at a beauty parlor 'Cause the practicing clue is one big factor That is making me think that you're an actor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Now I'd hesitate betting my bottom dollar That your hair's getting "die"d at a beauty parlor 'Cause the practicing clue is one big factor That is making me think that you're an actor If indeed, the parlor was for hair. I would agree with your "actor," there. But, since, the "Morgue" is my parlor's sort. Wrong, but your ball is in the right court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Fileobrother Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 If indeed, the parlor was for hair. I would agree with your "actor," there. But, since, the "Morgue" is my parlor's sort. Wrong, but your ball is in the right court. you're an actor practicing a death scene, but you keep screwing it up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 you're an actor practicing a death scene, but you keep screwing it up? Ha! Nope, that's not it. I'm loving this riddle, more and more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 have been exhumed for an autopsy wait. You are a corpse morticians and med students practice on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 have been exhumed for an autopsy wait. You are a corpse morticians and med students practice on. I'm LOVING this, tonight. No, these are not the answers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Repeatedly I’m getting these rides to the parlor. I have just died. Surely I can’t die again. I’ve been practicing my death with the gravest valor. Please, do allow me to explain. You would think I will soon be on display. Over and over, the parlor doth call. And strange is the vessel, which bears me away. What am I doing here, casket and all? of deceased not happy with cosmetics supplied by mortician. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Repeatedly I’m getting these rides to the parlor. I have just died. Surely I can’t die again. I’ve been practicing my death with the gravest valor. Please, do allow me to explain. You would think I will soon be on display. Over and over, the parlor doth call. And strange is the vessel, which bears me away. What am I doing here, casket and all? newspaper from the morgue, but dont know about casket. strange vehicle could be electronic media or microfilm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 newspaper from the morgue, but dont know about casket. strange vehicle could be electronic media or microfilm. No!! you're answers are cracking me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Fileobrother Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Monty Python and the Holy Grail, where the guy walks down the street ringing the bell, saying "Bring out your dead!" and then the guy hands him his father who's not dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Monty Python and the Holy Grail, where the guy walks down the street ringing the bell, saying "Bring out your dead!" and then the guy hands him his father who's not dead. Oh, the best movie (almost) ever. I never can pick a favorite scene from that one. Nope. You guys are way off course, by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Repeatedly I’m getting these rides to the parlor. I have just died. Surely I can’t die again. I’ve been practicing my death with the gravest valor. Please, do allow me to explain. You would think I will soon be on display. Over and over, the parlor doth call. And strange is the vessel, which bears me away. What am I doing here, casket and all? but are you an armadillo? that explains the casket...and they 'play dead' when they're frightened.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Makes me think of dust or dead skin from a human turning into dust (they say is made up of like 90 percent human skin) (don't ask me who they are - I'll just tell you to watch the toyota commercial)... bur this makes sense to me - maybe I'm just delarious SP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Repeatedly I’m getting these rides to the parlor. I have just died. Surely I can’t die again. I’ve been practicing my death with the gravest valor. Please, do allow me to explain. You would think I will soon be on display. Over and over, the parlor doth call. And strange is the vessel, which bears me away. What am I doing here, casket and all? the 'coward that dies a thousand deaths, while the brave man dies but once' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Makes me think of dust or dead skin from a human turning into dust (they say is made up of like 90 percent human skin) (don't ask me who they are - I'll just tell you to watch the toyota commercial)... bur this makes sense to me - maybe I'm just delarious SP? Nyquil, that's what I'm taking tonight. Yes!! but, no, this is not the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 but are you an armadillo? that explains the casket...and they 'play dead' when they're frightened.. good answer, but no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 the 'coward that dies a thousand deaths, while the brave man dies but once' No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Fileobrother Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Just had a thought. a malfunctioning ipod or some kind of electronic device, sent back and forth from user to manufacturer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Just had a thought. a malfunctioning ipod or some kind of electronic device, sent back and forth from user to manufacturer WOW!!! You all having these long anecdotal answers. I'm looking for one word, guys. One word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Fileobrother Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 WOW!!! You all having these long anecdotal answers. I'm looking for one word, guys. One word. I'll give you one word. Whyareallyourriddlessohard?! j/k. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 (edited) I'll give you one word. Whyareallyourriddlessohard?! j/k. Haha. Well, I'll tell you why. I've written the hugest slough of really easy, lame, and not-very-thought-out, riddles. I thought, if I had a sort of goal in mind, then I might enjoy myself more. I also got into a habit of over helping the answerers. I was having no fun, and working my brain too hard. So, I decided that I would have a goal. I hope I have succeeded. Goal: write a very well written riddle that anyone could get with the right click of the brain, but have it last all night, so that when I wake up in the morning, it's still unsolved. I think this will be solved by the time I wake up. But, here's hoping. Edited May 22, 2009 by lotus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Repeatedly I’m getting these rides to the parlor.
I have just died. Surely I can’t die again.
I’ve been practicing my death with the gravest valor.
Please, do allow me to explain.
You would think I will soon be on display.
Over and over, the parlor doth call.
And strange is the vessel, which bears me away.
What am I doing here, casket and all?
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