[Guest]

You are a detective. You take a lunch break at a spherical restaurant. The lights go off you here a scream. Lady at table 42 is dead on the floor. You have narrowed it down to 4 possible suspects. The vacationer, the waitress, the manager, and the chef. They all have stories, but one of them is lying. Feel free to ask questions. I will start.

I ask the vacationer: Where were you at the scene of the crime.

[Guest]

Excellent! I like the way you think, hehe...

NO, NOT NICE DUDE! NOT NICE!

[Guest]

Mind if I join the force?

To manager: Alright, calm down about the food locker. We found a key in the chef's soup. We think it works for the basement, but there is blooze in there so we can't put the key in there. Now, I need to ask you a few questions: Firstly, what do you remember before the attack? Do you remember anyone hitting the fuse box, or strangling you? Also, what is in the basement and the food locker? Can you give me the key to the food locker, and tell me if this is the key to the basement. "shows key*

As well, I need to know: did you ever object to your daughter's relationship with the chef? Any reason why someone, or you, would want Betsy dead?

To chef: Mr. Chef, it appears that you have many tools at your disposal: knives, spoons, etc. Can you help us get the blooze out of the basement keyhole?

To Nancy: Your ugly.

To vacationer:

WE can always use new detectives! Manager: *Gurgle flaggle* Shut Up! I don't need to take this crud!

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WE can always use new detectives! Manager: *Gurgle flaggle* Shut Up! I don't need to take this crud!

Chef: Fine heres a knife, DON"T GET OOZE ON IT! Wait, no, that's improbable. Forget it, i don't want my tools dirty, so no.

Nancy: *Punches you in the face and runs out*

Vacationer: Nice, you made the sweet girl cry! Your gonna regret punching me in the face you *&^$@#@.

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Chef: Fine heres a knife, DON"T GET OOZE ON IT! Wait, no, that's improbable. Forget it, i don't want my tools dirty, so no.

Nancy: *Punches you in the face and runs out*

Vacationer: Nice, you made the sweet girl cry! Your gonna regret punching me in the face you *&^$@#@.

to you: what about water and some other tool to get the gunk out, and is nancy and the vacationer still responding to questions?

vacationer: are you in love with nancy, i saw you blush when you mentioned her.

chef: could the blue ooze in the lock be used in one of your recipies?

manager: if he has no bruises check him for some sort of poison, or if he is choking on someting

nancy: is your father allergic to anything that could make him like this?

Edited May 9, 2009 by HitmanOnAcid

[Guest]

to you: what about water and some other tool to get the gunk out, and is nancy and the vacationer still responding to questions?

vacationer: are you in love with nancy, i saw you blush when you mentioned her.

chef: could the blue ooze in the lock be used in one of your recipies?

manager: if he has no bruises check him for some sort of poison, or if he is choking on someting

nancy: is your father allergic to anything that could make him like this?

Me: That doesn't work, the water makes it stickier. Vacationer, Yes. Nancy, No. SOMEONE HAS TO GET HER BACK!

Vacationer: YOU THINK!? Of course I am you BOZO!

Chef: No, I would never make something that revolting and plus it's no blue, it aqua.

THE MANAGER IS JUST CRAZY!

NANCY is not here,

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Nancy, No. SOMEONE HAS TO GET HER BACK!

NANCY is not here,

nancy(while following her): i apologize and will you please come back

[Guest]

Can we get a necromancer?

Betsy: Who killed you?

[Guest]

Can we get a necromancer?

Betsy: Who killed you?

If you don't remember, can you think of anyone who might want you dead?

[Guest]

If you don't remember, can you think of anyone who might want you dead?

If no necromancers are avaliable, ignore my previous two posts.

[Guest]

You did not answer me on either of my recent posts:

1. Kick the door in. If opens the other way, pull the hinges out and go in, if that doesn't work burn the door down. If it's a metal door, build a fire near it hot enought to melt it!! you shall not keep me from the Basement with your smurf splooge!!!

2. Was there an earthquake or something of the sorts involved in all of this?

[Guest]

Where was the nurse at the time of the crime?

[Guest]

The gunk might be a decoy. Try the last door.

[Guest]

Has this topic been forgotten? I wanna know who dunnit....

[Guest]

Has this topic been forgotten? I wanna know who dunnit....

I think people want kitty to stop avoiding the answer and let us find out, already.

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nancy(while following her): i apologize and will you please come back

Nancy: You know what, Johnny's right. I don't need to take this from a low quality detective like you.

nancy runs faster

[Guest]

You did not answer me on either of my recent posts:

1. Kick the door in. If opens the other way, pull the hinges out and go in, if that doesn't work burn the door down. If it's a metal door, build a fire near it hot enought to melt it!! you shall not keep me from the Basement with your smurf splooge!!!

2. Was there an earthquake or something of the sorts involved in all of this?

1. The door is steel, we have nothing, except dynimate and playdoh. NO MATCHES!

2. No

[Guest]

Where was the nurse at the time of the crime?

NO NURSE!

[Guest]

The gunk might be a decoy. Try the last door.

The gunk is not a decoy, all it is is a way to stall you from getting into the room.

[Guest]

I think people want kitty to stop avoiding the answer and let us find out, already.

SORRY, i didn't but maybe people should really put their minds to it. If you want to know, why don't you ask me secretly?

[Guest]

Alright, ive got two points i know they should have been stated before but

1. The vacationer said he liked Nancy. so, he didnt want her to go out on a date with the chef, so maybe he killed her best friend so that she couldnt go out and then the manager suspected him so he killed him too.

(although i do suspect that the manager was killed for a better reason )

2. The lady at 42 said she didnt like the soup and it was too bitter, Now if everybody else liked it why didnt she? maybe nancy or someone else put something in it to make it taste bitter like pepper or something.

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Alright, ive got two points i know they should have been stated before but

1. The vacationer said he liked Nancy. so, he didnt want her to go out on a date with the chef, so maybe he killed her best friend so that she couldnt go out and then the manager suspected him so he killed him too.

(although i do suspect that the manager was killed for a better reason )

2. The lady at 42 said she didnt like the soup and it was too bitter, Now if everybody else liked it why didnt she? maybe nancy or someone else put something in it to make it taste bitter like pepper or something.

1. The 1st victim was the vacationer's ex-wife. That's more of a motive.

2. The soup was bitter because there was a key in it.

I'm thinking that:

a. The chef must have locked the door. He's the only one still standing with access.

b. Somebody wanted Betsy to find the key so put it in her soup.

c. The chef glued up the lock when he discovered the key was missing or, if he put the key in the soup, glued up the lock when he knew it would be discovered.

I wish everybody were still here / conscious because I would like to ask each person in turn if they put the key in the soup. Are we allowed to phone Nancy and ask her? If someone says yes, an innocent person put the key in the soup. If all say no, the murderer put the key in the soup.

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Questions:

To the chef:

1. Will you call Nancy and ask her to come back please, she might listen to you.
   
2. Why / how did you cut off the vacationer's finger? Accident or on purpose? Anything to do with this love triangle going on?
   

To the vacationer:

Why / how did the chef cut off your finger? Accident or on purpose? Anything to do with this love triangle going on?

[Guest]

OK. Here goes.

The chef has never had a date, even though they're all 20 years out of High School. Why? Because he's gay.

What kind of porn was in the vacationer's case? Gay porn!

The chef and the vacationer had a gay relationship in High School.

Betsy knew about this because the vacationer is her ex-husband.

The manager knows the chef is gay and doesn't want his daughter (Nancy) to get involved with him.

The manager put the key in the soup to try to expose the chef's 'gay lair' (Abba posters etc.) in the basement.

The chef is desperate to make a new life with Nancy, have kids etc.

He kills Betsy and tries to kill the manager in an attempt to keep his gay past a secret.

So. Am I close?

[Guest]

OK. Here goes.

The chef has never had a date, even though they're all 20 years out of High School. Why? Because he's gay.

What kind of porn was in the vacationer's case? Gay porn!

The chef and the vacationer had a gay relationship in High School.

Betsy knew about this because the vacationer is her ex-husband.

The manager knows the chef is gay and doesn't want his daughter (Nancy) to get involved with him.

The manager put the key in the soup to try to expose the chef's 'gay lair' (Abba posters etc.) in the basement.

The chef is desperate to make a new life with Nancy, have kids etc.

He kills Betsy and tries to kill the manager in an attempt to keep his gay past a secret.

So. Am I close?

That actually makes sense. I'm completely lost.

[Guest]

Waitress: What was the 2 minute conversation with your "best friend" about?