Guest Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 hello, my name is fred. you should know me, i'm by your bed. i'm flat, not fat. and. i. like big. butts and i cannot lie! i come in many sizes, and sometimes, i hold prizes. why would you even do that to me, every single night? i'm just a skinny valuable, and you give me much fright! hey, dude! could you fix me up, with some water, and some soap? i don't really need it, it's you for whom i'm concerned. look at all those little demons, just crawling every-which way! don't you want them gone? just to be rid? if i were you i'd smite them, with some homemade formula. who am i. i hope you like it. (it's my third) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 A desk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 A desk? nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 A hint. PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 (edited) A hint. PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ umm... this is tough, without giving away too much. it's VERY flat Edited March 13, 2009 by UGG BUYS UGLY HOUSES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Ummmm.... This is comments and Suggestions... Not new riddles.. So sorry, you will have to move your riddle. No offense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Ummmm.... This is comments and Suggestions... Not new riddles.. So sorry, you will have to move your riddle. No offense. oh... oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 is it a bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 It is your sheets/blanket talking about bed bugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 It is your sheets/blanket talking about bed bugs. yeah, it's the sheets, and the demons are the bedbugs. and it's angry because you sit on it all night and that's why it likes big butts, too. all of my riddles are going very fast lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Magic_luver101 Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 sheet or germ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 sheet or germ its a sheet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hello, my name is fred.
you should know me, i'm by your bed.
i'm flat,
not fat.
and.
i.
like
big.
butts and i cannot lie!
i come in many sizes,
and sometimes, i hold prizes.
why would you even do that to me,
every single night?
i'm just a skinny valuable, and you give me much fright!
hey, dude!
could you fix me up,
with some water, and some soap?
i don't really need it,
it's you for whom i'm concerned.
look at all those little demons,
just crawling every-which way!
don't you want them gone?
just to be rid?
if i were you i'd smite them,
with some homemade formula.
who am i. i hope you like it. (it's my third)
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