[Guest]

Guessi ng everyone knows the song/rhyme and the animal noises, but I thought the farm was used for something else ???

I won't do the whole text - but her is a description of one particular day...

It was a Sunday, the farmer had Eggs, sunny side up of course thanks to his **** and Hen. His son was a cheeky Monkey and asked dad to play an old fashioned game of cricket, using one set of Stumps. Then they went to feed Three Little Ducks by the pond and after, a ride on the Pony, looking up they saw an Eagle.. They tallied up all that they saw that Sunday and after all that play the farmer went to bed - how did he make love ??

No smutty answers!

[Guest]

o.0

He didn't

[Prof. Templeton]

"like an animal".

[Guest]

Like they do on the Discovery Channel

[Guest]

I'm with Zack.....

...because while it talks about the Farmer & his Son, it says nothing about the Wife. Perhaps she was the woman who lived in a shoe?

Oh, and LIS? Next time, use the American word -- Rooster, not ****. At least we Americans will know what you meant.

[Guest]

Not the 'final answer' but clues maybe?

Is it as easy as counting legs or it to do with monkey, pony and eagle being slang terms?

I have the strangest feeling that I have seen something like this one before and it is really messing with my head trying to remember when and where...

[Guest]

Like they do on the Discovery Channel

Discovery Channel by the bloodhound gang?

[Guest]

I'm with Zack.....

...because while it talks about the Farmer & his Son, it says nothing about the Wife. Perhaps she was the woman who lived in a shoe?

Oh, and LIS? Next time, use the American word -- Rooster, not ****. At least we Americans will know what you meant.

...I have no idea what he meant...

NVM

CORK

Edited February 3, 2009 by Riddle Master Zack

[Guest]

Did the farmer take his wife? (Hi, ho, a-dairy oh)

[Guest]

say what?!

[Guest]

"Ten"derly?

[Guest]

I'm with Zack.....

...because while it talks about the Farmer & his Son, it says nothing about the Wife. Perhaps she was the woman who lived in a shoe?

Oh, and LIS? Next time, use the American word -- Rooster, not ****. At least we Americans will know what you meant.

I never mentioned the wife deliberately, and rooster does not work

Not the 'final answer' but clues maybe?

Is it as easy as counting legs or it to do with monkey, pony and eagle being slang terms?

I have the strangest feeling that I have seen something like this one before and it is really messing with my head trying to remember when and where...

one of these is on track ... do the math

[Magic_luver101]

like a chicken

with his hen

EDIT; Second spolier

Edited February 14, 2009 by Magic_luver101

[Magic_luver101]

with his fussy middle-aged wife

[Guest]

It's all to do with numb3rs

[Magic_luver101]

what do u mean by numbers

like a subution meathoid

[Magic_luver101]

does it have something to do with the captoles

[Guest]

what do u mean by numbers

like a subution meathoid

I mean convert to numerals

does it have something to do with the captoles

Yes

Slang was mentioned, and is a clue

Thanks for raising the dead

[Magic_luver101]

i dont know if it is beacuse im only 15 but i cant figure it out i sepent the whole trip trying to figure it out can you tell us the answer LIS and how you get it

[Guest]

i dont know if it is beacuse im only 15 but i cant figure it out i sepent the whole trip trying to figure it out can you tell us the answer LIS and how you get it

PM me if you gave up - you only need to have done elementry math and intermediate slang and a tad of something off TV, No relationship knowledge required

that's the huge clues in the open