[Guest]

Alright, I start this topic with full confidence that I cannot be the only Braindenzian who loved the works of George Carlin. He had this weird talent of making you laugh your head off and think seriously at the same time.

So: think of this thread as a tribute to Carlin. Whatever you want - your favorite quote or rant, anything you agree or disagree with him on, or anything else (I've run out of ideas. )

To start things off:

"So, will all this in mind, I leave you with my revised list of the Two Commandments: Thou shalt always be honest and faithful to the provider of thy nookie, and thou shalt try real hard not to kill anyone."

[akaslickster]

One of the favorites I recall is , "A place to put my stuff. " so I can buy more stuff, and more stuff.

[Izzy]

Man, the dude was great. My cousin has like all of his live stuff recorded, and we still watch it occasionally.

[Guest]

Another one of my favorites:

"I'M PREGNANT, YOU'RE THE FATHER, AND I'M GONNA KILL ALL THREE OF US!!

Calm down, have some dip!"

[Izzy]

This has to be on of my all time favorites. As with most George Carlin, there's some language and mature themes. Doesn't stop it from being fecking brilliant though.