Guest Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 (edited) My favorite Puns: 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. 6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a-head.' 14. I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' 16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.' 17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large. 20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. 23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. 24. Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects! Add your own! Edited January 9, 2009 by RainThinker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Sir Cus Sir Prize Sir Koughagus Sir Pernatural Sir Loin Sir Ramic Sir Valence and Sir Jinn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Sir Cus Sir Prize Sir Koughagus Sir Pernatural Sir Loin Sir Ramic Sir Valence and Sir Jinn Hehe Are from Dragonfable? I laughed when I first saw them, and they're still funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Hehe Are from Dragonfable? I laughed when I first saw them, and they're still funny! Yay! A fellow AQ player! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 (edited) double post Edited January 17, 2009 by Neptune'sObsoleteVersion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Yay! A fellow AQ player! I tried playing dragonfable, but I like MechQuest much better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Izzy Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 I LOL'd a few times whilst reading those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 I got one. A poet entered a pun contest and sent in ten puns, and lost. No pun in ten did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Not very Pun-ny my dad made that up just then so dont blame me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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0 OmegaScales Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 "What is this?" "Isn't it just sodium chloride?" "You could say that, but it would be in-salt-ed." The jokes have just be-pun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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My favorite Puns:
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He
acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to
be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a
weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his
work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking
into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the
other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a-head.'
14. I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his
grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at
large.
20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
veteran.
22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count
that votes.
23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
24. Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!
Add your own!
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