An elderly man is out late in the backyard trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the clouded air; however, it soars for seconds and plummets down into a neighbor's yard. Doggedly, he tosses it up a few more times with no luck. All the while, his beady-eyed wife watches out the kitchen window.
Muttering to herself how men are nitwits and need to be told how to do everything, the irked wife opens the window, and yells at her husband, "You need a bit of tail!"
The cheerless white-whiskered chap wisecracks sarcastically, "I wish you'd make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite!"
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An elderly man is out late in the backyard trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the clouded air; however, it soars for seconds and plummets down into a neighbor's yard. Doggedly, he tosses it up a few more times with no luck. All the while, his beady-eyed wife watches out the kitchen window.
Muttering to herself how men are nitwits and need to be told how to do everything, the irked wife opens the window, and yells at her husband, "You need a bit of tail!"
The cheerless white-whiskered chap wisecracks sarcastically, "I wish you'd make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite!"
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