Guest Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 (edited) CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER -- What my financial advisor has made me. STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock. STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected. MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share. WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @$240 per share. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Former investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse. PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use Edited October 11, 2008 by Ben Law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 unreality Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 hahaha Perfect for the current times ;D 5* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 big lol at broker, yahoo and window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Mekal Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 LOL This is hillarious! you should send these into a news station Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 LOL This is hillarious! you should send these into a news station Lol, great idea Mekal! I'll send em in to my hometown radio broadcaster to see if they'll do it! (Yes, I am serious) (seriously) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 unreality Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Seriously? No I mean, seriously? In a serious tone, did you seriously? lol I'm actually being serious - did you send it in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Seriously? No I mean, seriously? In a serious tone, did you seriously? lol I'm actually being serious - did you send it in? Are you sure youre being serious enough there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER -- What my financial advisor has made me.
STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @$240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Former investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use
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