As Y-san exited the showers at the Redrum University Recreational Facility, she heard a loud scream. She hurried towards the source of the commotion and found a crowd gathered around a body in the hallway. Pushing her way through the crowd she saw that it was Phaze's body. Well, its about time! Was the first thought that came to her mind.
The police autopsy revealed the cause of death to be internal injuries with several causes. First, Phaze had been struck in the ribs with a wide, hard object. Then he had been choked with an elastic band. Finally, he had been struck in the head with something heavy enough to crack his skull.
Further investigation uncovered four likely suspects: Slick, Bb, Dusty, and Aizen. At the time the body had been discovered, witnesses claimed to have seen them doing the following:
Slick was in the sauna with only his towel.
Dusty had been doing laps in the swimming pool.
Bb was changing in the locker room. The only things in the locker room were lockers and a vending machine for energy bars. Since Bb was the one everyone automatically suspected, a search had been done of his locker and the only things that were found were gym shorts, socks, deodorant, and energy bars.
Aizen had been in the weight room benching sixty-five...uh, I mean, one hundred and sixty five, pounds... ;P
The gym has very strict rules about not letting the members remove items that don't belong to them from the rooms. The staff had been trained to be highly competent at keeping a look-out for potential thieves (although apparently keeping a look-out for potential murderers is beyond their abilities...). And due to paranoia about terrorism, the staff was also very well trained at keeping a look-out for items that don't belong, i.e. there was no place anyone could have disposed of a murder weapon.
"Well, what do you think?" the head of campus security asked Y-san, after reprimanding her for pouring cornstarch in the pond on campus. "Who killed Phaze?"
Y-san gave him the full benefit of her lopsided grin. "Actually," she mused, "the question is: Who didn't kill Phaze?"
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Yoruichi-san
As Y-san exited the showers at the Redrum University Recreational Facility, she heard a loud scream. She hurried towards the source of the commotion and found a crowd gathered around a body in the hallway. Pushing her way through the crowd she saw that it was Phaze's body. Well, its about time! Was the first thought that came to her mind.
The police autopsy revealed the cause of death to be internal injuries with several causes. First, Phaze had been struck in the ribs with a wide, hard object. Then he had been choked with an elastic band. Finally, he had been struck in the head with something heavy enough to crack his skull.
Further investigation uncovered four likely suspects: Slick, Bb, Dusty, and Aizen. At the time the body had been discovered, witnesses claimed to have seen them doing the following:
Slick was in the sauna with only his towel.
Dusty had been doing laps in the swimming pool.
Bb was changing in the locker room. The only things in the locker room were lockers and a vending machine for energy bars. Since Bb was the one everyone automatically suspected, a search had been done of his locker and the only things that were found were gym shorts, socks, deodorant, and energy bars.
Aizen had been in the weight room benching sixty-five...uh, I mean, one hundred and sixty five, pounds... ;P
The gym has very strict rules about not letting the members remove items that don't belong to them from the rooms. The staff had been trained to be highly competent at keeping a look-out for potential thieves (although apparently keeping a look-out for potential murderers is beyond their abilities...). And due to paranoia about terrorism, the staff was also very well trained at keeping a look-out for items that don't belong, i.e. there was no place anyone could have disposed of a murder weapon.
"Well, what do you think?" the head of campus security asked Y-san, after reprimanding her for pouring cornstarch in the pond on campus. "Who killed Phaze?"
Y-san gave him the full benefit of her lopsided grin. "Actually," she mused, "the question is: Who didn't kill Phaze?"
What's the answer, and why? (Use spoilers!!!)
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