Guest Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on. So she called one of his angels and sent the angel to earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.' God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.' So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time also. When this angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.' God was not pleased . So he decided to email the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going. ''Do you know what the email said?'' . . . . . . . . . . . No? . . . . . . . . . Okay, just wondering . I didn't get one either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Woon - do you want a copy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Brandonb Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Just thought I'd point out... The population of the USA is about 5% of the world population. Seriously though, we have just as many baddies as the next continent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 No wonder 95% of the emails I get are junk mails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 onetruth Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Woon - do you want a copy? HAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Woon - do you want a copy? oh no! LIS has hacked into my email account!!! jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Woon - do you want a copy? From demon? No thanks, I have plenty already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Woon, I could tell you what it said, but then I would have to kill you and that would make that 5% even less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Woon, I could tell you what it said, but then I would have to kill you and that would make that 5% even less. to 4.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% ? nope, it will become 5.11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111% because no change in baddies, as you kill me, you become baddies but less one good people in their population Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 to 4.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% ? nope, it will become 5.11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111% because no change in baddies, as you kill me, you become baddies but less one good people in their population yup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 (edited) I dont want to know..... sounds boring to me Edited September 3, 2008 by crazypainter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on.
So she called one of his angels and sent the angel to earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.'
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'
So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time also.
When this angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'
God was not pleased .
So he decided to email the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.
''Do you know what the email said?''
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Okay, just wondering . I didn't get one either
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