An old woman walks out of Target one after noon only to see three teenage boys sitting in her vehicle, one of them trying to start the car. Frantic, she pulls a gun out of her purse.
"Get out of the car!" she screeched, pointing the gun in their directions. "I have a gun!"
Frightened, the boys take off. The woman walks up and opens the car door. As she sits down inside she becomes confused. A basketball is on her passenger seat and several cigarette packs and beer bottles are in the back. Embarrassed, she quickly realizes what has just happened - she has the wrong car! Her car is, in fact, a few parking spaces down the lot.
But wait! That's not all!
Being a good senior citizen, she gets in her car (the right one) and drives down to the police station to report her mistake. After she's done recounting the tale, the police officer laughs and points a couple desks down. And who is there but the very same teenage boys, frantically reporting a car mugging by an old woman!
The moral of the story? If you're going to have a senior moment, make it a good one.
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An old woman walks out of Target one after noon only to see three teenage boys sitting in her vehicle, one of them trying to start the car. Frantic, she pulls a gun out of her purse.
"Get out of the car!" she screeched, pointing the gun in their directions. "I have a gun!"
Frightened, the boys take off. The woman walks up and opens the car door. As she sits down inside she becomes confused. A basketball is on her passenger seat and several cigarette packs and beer bottles are in the back. Embarrassed, she quickly realizes what has just happened - she has the wrong car! Her car is, in fact, a few parking spaces down the lot.
But wait! That's not all!
Being a good senior citizen, she gets in her car (the right one) and drives down to the police station to report her mistake. After she's done recounting the tale, the police officer laughs and points a couple desks down. And who is there but the very same teenage boys, frantically reporting a car mugging by an old woman!
The moral of the story? If you're going to have a senior moment, make it a good one.
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