Guest Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Nine words women use... 1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a wom an can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 well theres no excuse for u guys now, u shud no wat wer thinkin 24/7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 (edited) these are all true! 4 especially, I have never ever in my life said go ahead and meant, i dont mind if you go, it always means IF YOU GO YOUR IN TROUBLE! lol Edited June 4, 2008 by Georgie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 (edited) well theres no excuse for u guys now, u shud no wat wer thinkin 24/7 no men make excuses its wat we do, women dont know it but were sent to a special traning camp when we turn 13 o no...ive said 2 much Edited June 4, 2008 by pieman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Don't read Venutian - sorry! If you stay away from he car and out of the garage, we'll stay out of the kitchen (unless it has a breakfast bar, so breakfast is free pass time) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 itachi-san Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 these are all true! 4 especially, I have never ever in my life said go ahead and meant, i dont mind if you go, it always means IF YOU GO YOUR IN TROUBLE! lol ...I wish I knew this a few days ago...Loud Sigh (what's that mean when I do it?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 no men make excuses its wat we do, women dont know it but were sent to a special traning camp when we turn 13 o no...ive said 2 much YES, you have said too much. ...and your address is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 (edited) YES, you have said too much. ...and your address is? that's not very nice, mahn to be asking 4 his address, people make mistakes it's okay...us women need to learn stuff...but I'm smarter, so I ain't sayin' about our "training" Edited June 5, 2008 by 4wheelchick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 ...I wish I knew this a few days ago...Loud Sigh (what's that mean when I do it?) it comes down to two things .... 1 YES, 2 DEAR add the two and you get happiness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 no men make excuses its wat we do, women dont know it but were sent to a special traning camp when we turn 13 o no...ive said 2 much SHHHHH!!!! Keep it on the down low pieman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 (edited) SHHHHH!!!! Keep it on the down low pieman dont worry they will never find the location of the mancave!!!!!!! Edited June 7, 2008 by pieman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 no men make excuses its wat we do, women dont know it but were sent to a special traning camp when we turn 13 o no...ive said 2 much Why am i not suprised Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 dont worry they will never find the location of the mancave!!!!!!! Hey u never know we may b the president of ur little "man cave" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Hey u never know we may b the president of ur little "man cave" lol who hilary clinton? she may have b***s but she doesnt have a d***. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 (edited) Hey u never know we may b the president of ur little "man cave" lol We have no politics. QUICK...TO THE MANCAVE!!! Edited June 12, 2008 by giterdone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 We have no politics. QUICK...TO THE MANCAVE!!! press the emergency party button!!! quick!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 who hilary clinton? she may have b***s but she doesnt have a d***. ha yea i agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 press the emergency party button!!! quick!!! See y ur partyin in ur little "man cave" u will never know what we're doing when ur gone!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 See y ur partyin in ur little "man cave" u will never know what we're doing when ur gone!!! that's right!!!! yall will never know...'cause we smaht-er than u...we never spill the beans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 My wife has a tenth word...well: which means do you not understand why you are wrong and no apologies accepted right now. Well is usually followed by fine, which means I'm not listening anymore. I've had arguments where all my wife does is alternate between well and fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 My wife has a tenth word...well: which means do you not understand why you are wrong and no apologies accepted right now. Well is usually followed by fine, which means I'm not listening anymore. I've had arguments where all my wife does is alternate between well and fine. Try using Venutian 'Yes Darling' works for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 that's right!!!! yall will never know...'cause we smaht-er than u...we never spill the beans OF course! It's so much fun when the man is out of the house!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 OF course! It's so much fun when the man is out of the house!!!!! ayuh!!!! that's true right der-ah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 ayuh!!!! that's true right der-ah I mean c'mon i am suprised that the men don't wonder I think we have more fun then they do!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Try using Venutian 'Yes Darling' works for me Yea hate-to-break-it-to-ya but that makes a women even more mad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 29, 2008 Report Share Posted June 29, 2008 I mean c'mon i am suprised that the men don't wonder I think we have more fun then they do!! It's true!!! We do have more fun!!! Abso-darn-lutely!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nine words women use...
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a wom an
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just
say
you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement,
meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!
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