Guest Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 (edited) Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:Give the blonde a knife and ask them "Who's Special"...they'll take there hand and shove it to their chest/heart saying, "Meeee!!!!" Alright, so try to follow along with this "blonde" conversation. Person 1(not blonde): How do you keep a blonde in suspense? Person2(actually a brunette <_< , but can account 4 a blonde...a lot.) :I don't know Person 1: I'll tell you later. Person 2: Nooo!! Tell me now...Please!! C y'all I have nothing against blondes. Edited May 1, 2008 by 4wheelchick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:Give the blonde a knife and ask them "Who's Special"...they'll take there hand and shove it to their chest/heart saying, "Meeee!!!!" C y'all I have nothing against blondes. i would use a gun myself.....the knife thing, you didnt really kill the blond, she killed herself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 A Blonde joke A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were all about to be executed so the guard comes in and gets the brunette and gets her ready to be shot. The guard says "Ready, Aim" but the brunette yells "Earthquake" so all the gaurds get down while she escapes. So the gaurd gets the redhead and prepares her to be shot. The guard says "Ready, Aim" but the redhead yells "tornado" and the gaurds duck and the redhead escapes. Then the blonde gets the idea, so then the gaurd goes and gets the blonde and gets her ready to be shot. The gaurd yells "Ready, Aim" and the blonde yells "fire!" Funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Q:How do you kill a blonde? A: Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 A: Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool Yeah, this one I've heard plenty...but nonetheless there all good. Anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted November 5, 2010 Report Share Posted November 5, 2010 (edited) Tell her that an invisible monster is on her and that you need her to stay still while you shoot it...Dang, I missed. EDIT: typo Edited November 5, 2010 by OmegaScales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Why are blonde jokes usually short? that way the blondes can understand them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 i heard pretty much blonde jokes.... but ironically some were said by a blonde herself..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. ...is it bad i dont get this??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 ...is it bad i dont get this??? Write out 710 on a sticky note or something and flip it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 A blonde and a brunette were sitting on the floor. The blonde fell off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 ohhhhhhh...i get it.... wow im slow. ^^ haha, thats funny. i dont think ive heard that before, and i know a LOT of these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 (edited) ohhhhhhh...i get it.... wow im slow. ^^ haha, thats funny. i dont think ive heard that before, and i know a LOT of these. The 710 one or my one? Edited February 27, 2011 by Shortdude3000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 1st part: 710 2nd part: urs if it takes me awhile to get a joke, it might be funny, but i wont laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 1st part: 710 2nd part: urs if it takes me awhile to get a joke, it might be funny, but i wont laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Two blonde's were robbing a hotel. B1: I hear sirens! Quick, lets jump! B2: But we are on the 13th floor!! B1: It's not time for superstitions!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Off a road in the middle of the desert, a blonde is found dead by a detective and his apprentice. The detective looks around for a moment before turning to his apprentice. "Alright, first things first. How do you suppose she died?" "Well from the looks of it, dehydration." "Excellent. And why was she dehydrated?" "She brought only this one cup of bottled water, of which she probably drank right as she stepped foot in the desert." "Superb. And now for the part I can't figure out. Why is there a car door on top of her?" "Oh, that's easy sir. So she could roll down the window if she got too hot." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Q:How do you kill a blonde?
A:Give the blonde a knife and ask them "Who's Special"...they'll take there hand and shove it to their chest/heart saying, "Meeee!!!!"
Alright, so try to follow along with this "blonde" conversation.
Person 1(not blonde): How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
Person2(actually a brunette <_< , but can account 4 a blonde...a lot.)
:I don't know
Person 1: I'll tell you later.
Person 2: Nooo!! Tell me now...Please!!
C y'all
I have nothing against blondes.
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