Guest Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 The Seceret Services was looking for a new agent, so they got 2 men and 1 woman. They sent the "agents in training" through a series of test, and all of them passed. Then came the final test. "ok" said The Goverment Director "here is your final test, you must go into this room and kill your spouse. He or She will be sitting in a chair, tied up. If you do not complete this task there will be consequences." He hands them each a gun. The first man went into the room and came out a few minutes later crying. "I can't do it" he said. The next man walked in and came out a few minutes later crying. "I can't do it either." then the woman walks into the room and comes out 30 minutes later with blood all over her. "What Happened!?!?" The Director asked. The woman wiped the blood off her self and said "I tried to shoot him but the gun wasn't loaded. so i beat him with the gun until he died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 Wow! Taht's a scary joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 i know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 Proves women aren't sissies like men... , but that is a scary joke, sheesh. Gotsta bounce, yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 I have seen this joke on BD before, I don't know which came first (other joke was altered slightly but essentially the same joke) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 I have seen this joke on BD before, I don't know which came first (other joke was altered slightly but essentially the same joke) so have i - this was posted in 2008... most likely, this is the same joke. it is for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Seceret Services was looking for a new
agent, so they got 2 men and 1 woman.
They sent the "agents in training" through a
series of test, and all of them passed.
Then came the final test.
"ok" said The Goverment Director "here is
your final test, you must go into this room
and kill your spouse. He or She will be sitting
in a chair, tied up. If you do not complete
this task there will be consequences."
He hands them each a gun.
The first man went into the room and came
out a few minutes later crying. "I can't do it"
he said. The next man walked in and came
out a few minutes later crying. "I can't do it
either."
then the woman walks into the room and
comes out 30 minutes later with blood all
over her. "What Happened!?!?" The Director
asked.
The woman wiped the blood off her self and
said "I tried to shoot him but the gun wasn't
loaded. so i beat him with the gun until he
died.
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