Guest Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Who builds stronger than a mason, a shipwright, or a carpenter?The answer is in HAMLET by Shakespeare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 A poet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Wilson Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Joe Strummer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Try to come up with something more original. Gravemaker. The houses he makes last till d-day.1st gravedigger: Who builds stronger than either the mason, the shipwright, or the carpenter? 2nd gravedigger: The gallows-maker. The guy who builds things to hang people with. The things he builds outlive a thousand tenants. 1st gravedigger: Ha ha! I like your sense of humor. The gallows is a good answer. But it's only good for criminals. But that's not the answer I was looking for. Try again. 2nd gravedigger: Who builds stronger than a mason, a shipwright, or a carpenter? 1st gravedigger: That's the riddle. But what's your answer? 2nd gravedigger: Ooh, ooh, I think I know! 1st gravedigger: What? 2nd gravedigger: Oh, no, darn, I forgot. [Enter Hamlet and Horatio some distance away.] 1st gravedigger: Well, never mind. You're too stupid to ever figure it out anyway. The answer is "a grave-maker." The houses he makes last until doomsday. Now go get me a beer.Now get me some root beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Well done but i was not trying to rip off Shakespeare. I trying to get some of his words out there. I apologize to anyone who feels i may be plagiarizing for benefit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 moonthirsty Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 Well done but i was not trying to rip off Shakespeare. I trying to get some of his words out there. I apologize to anyone who feels i may be plagiarizing for benefit Well I liked it and I'd like to see more of these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Well I liked it and I'd like to see more of these. Thank you. If you want to see more tell others about them and put some on yourself. It would be a great way to do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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