Guest Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 Very funny jokes for the married :duh: Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for؟ Husband : Nothing. :lol: Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date. Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife؟؟ A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so. Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no. Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE" Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrow! ed it. He wants to scare his parents." A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my body ?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 wolfgang Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 Very funny jokes for the married :duh: Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for؟ Husband : Nothing. :lol: Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date. Very nice..Didi....thanks Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife؟؟ A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so. Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no. Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE" Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrow! ed it. He wants to scare his parents." A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my body ?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Very funny jokes for the married
:duh: 
Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for؟
Husband : Nothing.
:lol:
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife؟؟
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up
my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE"
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrow! ed it. He wants to scare his parents."
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face
or my body ?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour.
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