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Very funny jokes for the married :duh: :duh: :duh:

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for؟

Husband : Nothing. :lol: :lol:

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??

Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife؟؟

A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U

Continue to do so.

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your

picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can

there be greater than this one?"

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and

lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or

troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up

my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father

hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT

YOU A FORTUNE"

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrow! ed it. He wants to scare his parents."

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face

or my body ?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour.

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Very funny jokes for the married :duh: :duh: :duh:

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for؟

Husband : Nothing. :lol: :lol:

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??

Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Very nice..Didi....thanks

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife؟؟

A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U

Continue to do so.

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your

picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can

there be greater than this one?"

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and

lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or

troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up

my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father

hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT

YOU A FORTUNE"

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrow! ed it. He wants to scare his parents."

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face

or my body ?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour.

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