Guest Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 How do you kill a blue elephant? -Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -Choke it until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How many elephants will fit inside a Mini Cooper? -Four: 2 in front, 2 in back. How many giraffes will fit inside a Mini Cooper? -None, there are already 4 elephants in it. How do you know if an elephant is hiding in your refrigerator? -You can see footprints in the butter. How do you know if two elephants are hiding in your refrigerator? -You hear giggling when you shut the door. How do you know if three elephants are hiding in your refrigerator? -It's getting kind of hard to shut the door. How do you know if four elephants are hiding in your refrigerator? -There's a Mini Cooper parked outside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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0 OmegaScales Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Here's a couple more I heard. How do you kill a green elephant? Tell it a dirty joke and it will turn red, then strangle it until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a yellow elephant? Ever see one before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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How do you kill a blue elephant?
-Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a red elephant?
-Choke it until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How many elephants will fit inside a Mini Cooper?
-Four: 2 in front, 2 in back.
How many giraffes will fit inside a Mini Cooper?
-None, there are already 4 elephants in it.
How do you know if an elephant is hiding in your refrigerator?
-You can see footprints in the butter.
How do you know if two elephants are hiding in your refrigerator?
-You hear giggling when you shut the door.
How do you know if three elephants are hiding in your refrigerator?
-It's getting kind of hard to shut the door.
How do you know if four elephants are hiding in your refrigerator?
-There's a Mini Cooper parked outside
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