Guest Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 Just Dozen add up! Client: Half dozen nuggets please MacD: 'We don't have half dozen nuggets.' Client: 'You don't?'. MacD:'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. Client: 'So I can't order half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' MacD: 'That's right.' On Line shopping A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When asked as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy' Batteris not included! A distraught young lady weeping beside her car. Man: Need some help?'. Lady: 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?' Man: 'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' Man: 'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to him. h then took the key and manually unlocked the door. Man: 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....' Type o_Oh - I A girl friday who was none too swift, one day as she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the G.Ff took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies. Type o_Oh - II Gf again goes to the fax machine to send just one page to a client. after a while the secretary asks if there is anything wrong? The girl replies. 'Well the paper won't go, it keeps coming back out the bottom! Ant-idepressant A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......' Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 I think McD's is the most believable and the ant killer is the least. Of course, as funny as they are, they're probably true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Just Dozen add up!
Client: Half dozen nuggets please
MacD: 'We don't have half dozen nuggets.'
Client: 'You don't?'.
MacD:'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
Client: 'So I can't order half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
MacD: 'That's right.'
On Line shopping
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive
and pulling it out very quickly.
When asked as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on
the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was
using the ATM 'thingy'
Batteris not included!
A distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
Man: Need some help?'.
Lady: 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote
door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing
to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
Man: 'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?'
Man: 'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys
to him. h then took the key and manually unlocked the door.
Man: 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a
long walk....'
Type o_Oh - I
A girl friday who was none too swift, one day as she
was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing
paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the
secretary told her. With that, the G.Ff took her last remaining blank
piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five
'blank' copies.
Type o_Oh - II
Gf again goes to the fax machine to send just one page to a client.
after a while the secretary asks if there is anything wrong?
The girl replies. 'Well the paper won't go, it keeps coming back out the bottom!
Ant-idepressant
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to
take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The
dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be
fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!'
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