Guest Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 "A man walks into a pet store and asks to see the parrots. The store owner shows him two beautiful ones out on the floor. 'This one is $5,000 and the other one is $10,000,' he says. 'Wow!' says the man. "What does the $5,000 one do?' 'This parrot can sing every aria Mozart wrote,' say the store owner. 'And the other?' 'He sings Wagner's entire 'RING' cycle. There's another parrot out back for $30,000.' 'Holy moley! What does he do?' 'Nothing that I've heard, but the other two call him 'Maestro' " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 There was a parrot owned by the magician. The parrot knew every trick of the magician's and yelled out the answer or the 'magic' of the trick. one day, the magician was on a cruse boat, when he realized it was sinking. he got on a life boat, and, with some others, started to row to a nearby shore. Through the trip, the parrot kept looking around. Finally, the parrot squaked, "Ok i give up - where's the ship??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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"A man walks into a pet store and asks to see the parrots.
The store owner shows him two beautiful ones out on the floor. 'This one is $5,000 and the other one is $10,000,' he says.
'Wow!' says the man. "What does the $5,000 one do?'
'This parrot can sing every aria Mozart wrote,' say the store owner.
'And the other?'
'He sings Wagner's entire 'RING' cycle. There's another parrot out back for $30,000.'
'Holy moley! What does he do?'
'Nothing that I've heard, but the other two call him 'Maestro' "
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