Ok: so i found some more on facebook, and while some might be repeated, i did see some new ones:
1.(superman costume) Warning does not enable wearer to fly
2.(condom) Do not use while driving (real!)
3.Warning: Product hot when heated
4.(Hairdryer) Do not use while sleeping
5.(Sleeping pills) May cause drowsiness (Really!!!!)
6.(soda machine) tipping machine on yourself may cause injury
7.Do Not iron clothes while on body
8.(on a bag of airplane nuts) Warning: Contains Nuts
9.(Children's medicine) Do not use heavy machineery after taking
10.Warning: Saw blade is sharp
11.(Jelly, on the bottom) Do not turn over
12.(on a mirror) Not reality; do not attempt to enter
13.Hotplate become hot when plugged in.
14.Remove shirt before ironing
15.(Rubbermaid storage tub) don't put lid on if a baby is inside
16.Warning: Reading fine print may hurt eyes.
17.(Scooter) Product Moves when used
18.(tube of solder paste) Do not eat.
19."Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.
20.Do Not Use Iron While Bathing
21.Grill is hot when in use
22."Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV.
23.(on a 40th birthday badge) not suitable for children under 18 months
24.(roll on deoderant) Do not apply this to your eyes.
25.Chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
26.(on laxitives) May cause anal leakage
27.(On a butcher knife)- Keep out of Children
28.(On a Gun) - Do not aim at your head.
29.(On kids cough medicine)- do not operate dangerous machinery while using this
30.(Sleeping Pills): May cause drowsiness
31.(Packet of peanuts) Warning: May contain nuts
32.(on a keyboard) improper or prolonged keyboard use may result in injury
33.May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.
34.NyQuil - Warning: May Cause Drowsiness
35.Figgy Newtons are bad for your health
36.(peanut butter) my stick to roof of mouth
37.Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.
38.Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
39."Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."
40.For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
41.Warning: Reading small instructions may cause eye damage (make them F*$king bigger then)
42."Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
43.(asprin) may cause relief of headaches
44.Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
45.(hot sauce)Warning will not make girls think your any hotter
46.Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.
47.(pepto bismol) Warning sideaffects may cause bloating.
48.Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.
