knuckles

[1] set duo romance

[2] set jet celebs - LIS

[3] set cast heal

[4] set scene play

[5] set group tribe - LIS

[6] set point decimal

[7] set concrete hard - LIS

[8] set assortment potpourri

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,

" I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."

The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps

your radar gun needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly

dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife

and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar

detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar

detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through

clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your

seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."

The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it

off when you pulled me over so that I could get my l icense out of my

back pocket."

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your

seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver

turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always

talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

I love this part....

"Only when he's been drinking."

23

I'm with Noct. I think silence is a better answer.

I don't think you can be rescued if you're dead. I think that's recovery. Made me laugh though.

Believe

So close! Good one.

float on his back?

They're siamese twins

he didn't have his pants pulled up high enough

LOL, cute.

52?

Pushed into comfort

Pulled from danger

When all is at peace

My voice is no stranger

a baby? A mother pushes it from the womb, unless there's danger; at which time a C-section could be considered pulling. And I know mine seems to prefer to share her voice when all is quiet.

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1 hour 45 minutes. 12:15 - 2:00

a maxi pad

No, a building doesn't have wings.

Umm, yeah, they do.

a building

Grace?

Passeportout, Phileaus Fogg's servant

It's clearly about lost love. Besides, poetry (like any other art form) is open to the interpretation of the reader.

concentration?

pack mule?

Rare photo, shot by remote camera, showing Black Leopard with fresh kill in the branches of a tree. Photo taken in Malaysia.

Black Leopard

Just because you've never heard of something doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

So why did you say no when itachi-san said basically the same thing? They are both large black cats that hunt.

Gee, it sounds like a wonderful place when you describe it like that.