[I'm not a pirate]

Ok I came up with a fresh idea...probably too far fetched on some clues, but eh gotta try..

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An Ocean Oil Rig Worker?

Far reaching reasoning..

On ‎11‎/‎28‎/‎2015 at 1:26 AM, plasmid said:

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A wooden deck with rawest ore----Reference to the platform the rig is on.

Contains the seven seas----Oil rigs in the worlds oceans. Or maybe the oil itself.

Opposing sword leads arms galore----(long shot) maybe referring to the miles of pipe and drills.

A hundred through the breeze----a little stumped by this clue, but perhaps could be the amount of oil being extracted.

 

On anvil crash and grab thy share----the action of pumping the oil.

With thieving hand now masked----not sure here. Maybe the workers wearing gloves, or possibly capping a fresh well.

Unite the victims should you dare----victims could be the dead plant and animal material buried deep that is necessary to have fossil fuels.

If subtle be thy task----probably a good idea to use caution when uniting volatile fossil fuels.

 

Then sail away and loot deplete----after filling up a tanker, it sails away (so to speak).

Across our flattened earth----the tankers going across the flat oceans.

May Atlas stand on all his feet----could refer to the platform, that has to sit on multiple pylons(more than two) to be stable

For two would be a dearth----again if they were built on only two, they would probably topple over.

 

 

 

[Pun alert - you have been warned]

Ah, I like puns...you can be the hit at your holiday parties

reminded me of the Family Guy character..Buzz Killington

Buzz: "Do you know why W.S. Gilbert was frequently drunk on his Trans-Atlantic crossings?"

          "Because he was quartered on the port side."

[I'm not a pirate]

this is a tough one...not sure if you're a sports fan or not but..

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A hockey player..more specific a goalie?

 

[brain teaser sent by a friend that I can't solve]

On ‎12‎/‎14‎/‎2015 at 0:25 PM, Buddyboy3000 said:

I agree. I might be able to decipher it, but it might be wrong.

Lindafirsthenry@gmail.com

The last part is right, but I am not sure if the first part is different or not.

I have no doubt its an email address..It could also possibly be saying linda first then ry..like this

lindary@gmail.com

furthermore it could be read: lindairy@gmail.com for all we know

[I'm not a pirate]

2 things came to mind...

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A blacksmith?

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A fencer?

 

[Change you can believe in (or spend)]

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293?  I tried to do some in my head and lost track very quick...put it on paper..then decided to just look it up ..I would've came up short if I continued anyways, because I totally forgot about the one dollar and half dollar coins..