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Joke #6:
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Joke #7:
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth.
Joke #8:
Chuck Norris knows Victorias Secret.
Joke #9:
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Joke #10:
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his room, the bears not dead it's just afraid to move.
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Joke #1:
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Joke #2:
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits
Joke #3:
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Joke #4:
Chuck Norris once killed a man 3 hours before the fight broke out.
Joke #5:
Chuck Norris can leave a message before the beep.
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Joke #11:
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
Joke #12:
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
Joke #13:
Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
Joke #14:
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
Joke #15:
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.
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Joke #7:
If your beauty is on the inside, turn yourself inside out.
Joke #8:
It takes money to make money because you have to copy the design exactly.
Joke #9:
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
Joke #10:
You cannot taste me, until you undress me.
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Joke #4:
The most important item in an order will no longer be available.
Joke #5:
People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care.
Joke #6:
There is a right way, a wrong way, and my way to do everything.
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Joke #1:
Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one.
Joke #2:
Ability is like a check, it has no value unless it is cashed.
Joke #3:
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
- A stick. -
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. -
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. -
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender?
Because she wanted to make apple juice.
Best Yo Momma Jokes
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Joke #1:
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
Joke #2:
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes me. Who ish you?
Joke #3:
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know!
Joke #4:
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
I mist.
I mist who?
I mist you at the party last night.
Joke #5:
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wood.
Wood who?
Wood you like to let me in now?