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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game he asked her, “Did you like the game?” She replied, “Oh, I really liked it. I really liked the big muscles and the tight pants. I’m not sure, though about why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her boyfriend said, “I don’t know what you mean?” She said, “Well, at the beginning of the game, they flipped a coin and one team got it. The rest of the game, they kept yelling, “Get the quarter back, get the quarterback…..I’m like….hey, it’s ONLY a quarter.” Outside of USA folks. Quarter = 1/4 of US dollar coin.