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Don’t take me in vain, I’m no church bloke,

You call my name it best not be a joke!

If you see me hangin’ around the hood

You’ll know I’m up to bad, not good.

I smoke grass and puff death sticks,

But I hate the stoners turning tricks.

Can’t stomach kids, but the duckies are fine.

Chicks would be mine if I had a good line.

Yeah, I’m a liar and a low-life thief,

And I look real ill with my rotten teeth.

My name’s well known, and it ain’t good,

But the kiddies don’t care; that’s understood.

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Crack Cocaine?

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I'm not sure if this is a riddle, or just an anti-drug statement..

Is there something deeper than the obvious...

drug dealer?

I mit I'm slow, it's early and I haven't had any coffee...

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I'm not sure if this is a riddle, or just an anti-drug statement..

Is there something deeper than the obvious...

drug dealer?

I mit I'm slow, it's early and I haven't had any coffee...

Knowing Shakee's other riddles...this probably really has nothing to do with that, and is not just an anti-drug statement...there is probably a lot of hidden metaphors, double meanings, etc...I'm stumped right now...but still working on it...nice riddle...

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Oh....

Wolf?

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rooster

Don’t take me in vain, I’m no church bloke,

You call my name it best not be a joke!

If you see me hangin’ around the hood

You’ll know I’m up to bad, not good.

I smoke grass and puff death sticks,

But I hate the stoners turning tricks.

Can’t stomach kids, but the duckies are fine.

Chicks would be mine if I had a good line.

Yeah, I’m a liar and a low-life thief,

And I look real ill with my rotten teeth.

My name’s well known, and it ain’t good,

But the kiddies don’t care; that’s understood.

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I'm thinking maybe an old fence or a decaying piece of property?

Don’t take me in vain, I’m no church bloke,

You call my name it best not be a joke!

If you see me hangin’ around the hood (you can see these old fences around in old neighborhoods)

You’ll know I’m up to bad, not good. (Seeing an old fence that's been neglected probably means the rest of the area has been as well)

I smoke grass and puff death sticks, (Dead grass and sticks around the old decaying property)

But I hate the stoners turning tricks.

Can’t stomach kids, but the duckies are fine. (Kids dont' like to paint fences (Tom Sawyer))

Chicks would be mine if I had a good line. (Fences look best straight and in a clean white line)

Yeah, I’m a liar and a low-life thief,

And I look real ill with my rotten teeth. (missing planks and rotting wood like decaying teeth)

My name’s well known, and it ain’t good, (Uh.. Everyone knows what a fence is? Idk :)

But the kiddies don’t care; that’s understood

This probably isn't it, but it's my best stab at the moment

Great riddle by the way. I'm gonna be thinking about this one.

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ooouuuw! That was fast Dio!

Big "Bad" Wolf

Don't take me in vain, I'm no joke: The boy who cried wolf

Hanging around "Riding Hood" . . . up to no good. Stole Granny's clothes and showed those mean, rotten teeth to Red.

Smoke grass (straw) and puff on sticks, but doesn't like stoners (in stone / brick houses) they turn the wolf's tricks against him.

Ate the seven "kid" goats but had them cut out of his belly.

Ate the duck in Peter and the Wolf and tried to get the bird.

Outstanding Dio. You're no goat!

Oh....

Wolf?

Edited by Shakeepuddn
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It takes coffee.

Sorry I doubted your riddling powers! That was truly a well thought-out riddle.

The one that got it rolling for me is "don't call my name" I just went from there and got how many of them fit.

Edited by Dio da Goat
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big bad wolf

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