A woman goes into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me...I've got this problem: You see I can't stop breaking wind. I do it all the time, only they are silent and don't stink. As a matter of fact, I've broken wind 20 times since walking into your treatment room'.
The doctor fills out a prescription and tells the lady: 'here, take these and come back in a week'.
A week later she comes back to the doctors office. 'Doctor, doctor you must help me... Now things are worse. What were those pills you gave me?' I'm still passing wind all the time, they are still silent but now they smell something chronic. You must do something!
The doctor replied, 'Oh don't worry, those pills where just to fix your sinus condition, now we'll work on your hearing problem'.
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A woman goes into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me...I've got this problem: You see I can't stop breaking wind. I do it all the time, only they are silent and don't stink. As a matter of fact, I've broken wind 20 times since walking into your treatment room'.
The doctor fills out a prescription and tells the lady: 'here, take these and come back in a week'.
A week later she comes back to the doctors office. 'Doctor, doctor you must help me... Now things are worse. What were those pills you gave me?' I'm still passing wind all the time, they are still silent but now they smell something chronic. You must do something!
The doctor replied, 'Oh don't worry, those pills where just to fix your sinus condition, now we'll work on your hearing problem'.
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