[Guest]

Three Foreign Men all go to job training. The first one wants to work at a boxing ring, and he learns how to say YEAH YEAH! The second one wants to work at a restaurant and he learns how to say, FORKS AND KNIVES! The third one wants to work at a movie theater and he learns how to say, NANANANANANANANA BATMAN! So they leave their class and they walk down the street and see a dead body surrounded in police. 1 of the police asks, DID YOU KILL THIS MAN? The first man says YEAH YEAH! WHAT DID YOU KILL HIM WITH? asks the police man. FORKS AND KNIVES! yells the second man. WHAT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!?! NANANANANANANANA BATMAN!

Know some foreign jokes? ADD MORE!

P.S. Sorry if we offend you foreign people!

[OmegaScales]

"Hi, how are you?" "Alright I guess. You?" "I'm doing well, but I don't speak English." "What are you talking about?" "Well, I only know those two phrases, plus this one exlaining it." "I don't believe you."

"Que?"

Yes I "borrowed" it from Family Guy. Don't bother me about it.