Guest Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food . REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door REAL FRIENDS: Wa lk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile REAL FRIENDS: Are for life FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you ADD MORE!!!!!!!!!! BE CREATIVE AND FUNNY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 FAKE FRIENDS: Come to your party to drink your beer. REAL FRIENDS: Bring their own and a few for you. FAKE FRIENDS: Are never around when you have a problem. REAL FRIENDS: Are there before you know you have a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 FAKE FRIENDS: Call to say happy birthday REAL FRIENDS: Give you a ride back to your car the day after your birthday after staying up all night taking care of your drunk a** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 andromeda Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 (edited) FAKE FRIEND: After having a drink in a bar he will offer to pay the receipt REAL FRIEND: Will just pull the money out of his wallet and pay for the drinks (gender not important!) FAKE FRIEND: Pretend to be mad at you for no good reason (off course you wouldn't care less) REAL FRIEND: Will actually be mad at you for a good reason (but it's OK cause real friendships can't be broken that easily) Edited May 22, 2009 by andromeda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 hugemonkey Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 champagne for my real friends. real pain for my sham friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.” Walter Winchell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 (edited) Fake Friend: Cries on your shoulder Real Friend: Shoulder for you to cry on Fake Friend: Can tell what you are thinking Real Friend: Shares the same mind as you Fake Friend: Helps you run Real Friend: Helps you "fight" Fake Friend: Enjoys being with you Real Friend: you enjoy being with them [too] Fake Friend: You're like brothers/sisters Real Friend: You are one and the same Fake Friend: visits from time to time Real Friend: visits so much you practically live together Edited May 22, 2009 by No1slight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 FAKE FREINDS: SELL YOU POT REAL FREINDS: GET YOU HIGH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food .
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Wa lk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
ADD MORE!!!!!!!!!!
BE CREATIVE AND FUNNY!
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