[Guest]

Apologies in advance...

Busy people work against me but they'll never find me,

Genius is ahead of me, the old ways are behind me,

I got wasted on the sofa, turned back by a beautician,

I was marked by idle layabouts and kept by a musician,

Those who served me tried to kill me, but I crawled away,

If your swift action saves me, I might be yours today.

[EDIT: Slightly modified cos I can't leave well alone]

[Guest]

Time, Hey, how do you get to be a VIP? Oooh!!

Apologies in advance...

Busy people work against me but they'll never find me,

Genius is ahead of me, the old ways are behind me,

I was wasted in a bar, turned back by a beautician,

Marked by idle layabouts and kept by a musician,

Those who served me tried to kill me, but I crawled away,

If your swift action saves me, then I'll be yours today.

[Guest]

Hey, how do you get to be a VIP? Oooh!!

Not by writing riddles as easy as that! It's just something the admin's choose to give out. For some reason they liked me . Quite nice it is too cos I can go back and edit any previous post (like, the next day when I'm sober).

Yep, sorry about the completely unoriginal riddle topic

[Guest]

Not by writing riddles as easy as that! It's just something the admin's choose to give out. For some reason they liked me

. Quite nice it is too cos I can go back and edit any previous post (like, the next day when I'm sober).

Yep, sorry about the completely unoriginal riddle topic

no. I actually thought it was very well written. And believe me, finding topics is the HARDEST part of writing them.

I had seen when I first read the "Important: READ BEFORE POSTING" thing that only VIP's could edit past 10 minutes. That's when I was like (I want to be a VIP), but I know that will never happen to me. I post WAY too much. I imagine they probably DON'T like me. But, whatever. Cool to know.