Guest Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 After a month-long holiday in the US, my wife and I finally boarded the plane in San Francisco last Sunday heading home. As the plane reached cruising speed with the seat belt sign switched off, a 6 ft 3' black man with the build of Mike Tyson in the front row got up from his seat, turned to face the back, raised his arm and yelled, 'HIJACK!' Everyone was frozen to the seat, expecting the worst to happen and two stewards were about to jump onto this guy to overpower him when another voice answered from the back of the plane: 'HI JOHN!' If you have a friend named Jack, for heaven's sake don't ever call him in the plane. Otherwise you may land yourself in deep s***. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Very funny. Ha Ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 The best that I have read recently... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 (edited) That reminds me of a similar pun: In the middle of battle, the commander shouted, "Fire at will!", and two of their own troops fell wounded. Don't name your son Will... Edited May 18, 2009 by swmmrguy3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Magic_luver101 Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 GOOD ONE WOON!!! Very funny, I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Hahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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After a month-long holiday in the US, my wife and I finally boarded the plane in San Francisco last Sunday heading home.
As the plane reached cruising speed with the seat belt sign switched off, a 6 ft 3' black man with the build of Mike Tyson in the front row got up
from his seat, turned to face the back, raised his arm and yelled,
'HIJACK!'
Everyone was frozen to the seat, expecting the worst to happen and two stewards were about to jump onto this guy to overpower him when another
voice answered from the back of the plane:
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