There were these three guys on death-row, #1, #2, and #3.
The type of death was by gun, so #1 stood in front of a line of men ready to shoot #1 with a wall to his back.
Thinking on his feet, he shouted, "EARTHQUAKE!!!!!" and the gunmen ran for cover and #1 jumped the wall in all the chaos.
Then it's #2's turn to get shot. Standing along the wall where #1 stood he shouts, "TORNADO!!!!" at the top of his lungs. The gunmen run for cover and again the prisoner jumps the wall amidst the chaos.
Now it's #3's turn to, well, die. Before going up along the wall, #3 realizes a pattern in the escapes. Shout out a disaster and jump the wall. When he gets to the wall, he waits for a few seconds and shouts at the top of his lungs.
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There were these three guys on death-row, #1, #2, and #3.
The type of death was by gun, so #1 stood in front of a line of men ready to shoot #1 with a wall to his back.
Thinking on his feet, he shouted, "EARTHQUAKE!!!!!" and the gunmen ran for cover and #1 jumped the wall in all the chaos.
Then it's #2's turn to get shot. Standing along the wall where #1 stood he shouts, "TORNADO!!!!" at the top of his lungs. The gunmen run for cover and again the prisoner jumps the wall amidst the chaos.
Now it's #3's turn to, well, die. Before going up along the wall, #3 realizes a pattern in the escapes. Shout out a disaster and jump the wall. When he gets to the wall, he waits for a few seconds and shouts at the top of his lungs.
"FIRE!!!!!!!!"
Sadly #3 is no longer with us today.
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