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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .

. . . you use your lightsaber to cut the bottlecap off a beer.

. . . you say "these are not the beers you are looking for."

. . . that "disturbance in the Force" was just last night's baked beans.

. . . the inside of your house looks more like Dagobah than the outside.

. . . you call your young apprentice, "Juner.(JR.)"

. . . you have ever used telekinesis to pull your jeans up.

. . . the Force isn't the only thing that runs in your family.

. . . you call Hank Williams Jr. "master".

. . . your landspeeder has a gun rack.

. . . you meditate to old CCR records.

. . . you call Yoda your Li'l green buddy.

. . . you have ever said, "Anger...Fear...Aggression...Yankees...the dark side are they."

. . . your X-Wing has a still in it.

. . . your lightsaber has a beer can crusher in the base.

. . . there is more oil in your robes than in your astromech droid.

. . . your robes have the Golden Flour label on them.

. . . you trim your beard and find a Mylock.

. . . you have ever used a lightsaber to light the barbecue grill.

. . . you use Jawas for a drink holders.

. . . you fight with a lightsaber in one hand and a spit cup in the other.

. . . you use a Jedi mind trick to stop the beer truck.

. . . you think the best use of your lightsaber is picking your teeth.

. . . you ever lost a hand during a lightsaber fight because you had to spit.

. . . your Jedi robe is camouflage colored.

. . . at least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

. . . you can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

. . . you can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.

. . . you have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing / bowling.

. . . your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over t' the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

. . . you have ever had your R2 unit use its arc welding torch to get the barbecue grill to light.

. . . you jump-start your lightsaber off a car battery.

. . . you beat the Gammorean Guard in an "ugly" contest.

. . . your father's name is Garth Vader.

. . . you got your lightsaber by sending in 750 Skoal Lids.

. . . you have ever beaten up Han Solo for lookin' at your sister.

. . . you constantly mistake R2 units for beer kegs.

. . . you count B.O. as a Jedi power.

. . . you have ever used a lightsaber to skin a deer.

. . . your best practical joke was sticking a banana in Boba Fett's tail pipe.

. . . a Wookie told you to shave.

Edited March 30, 2009 by dath244

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Haha!! those are awsome! I just watched Star Wars IV recently, (first time watching a star wars movie) so I get it now!! haha!

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LOL!!! I Love those.