Guest Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Have you heard of the Ant and the Elephant joke?? There were these three elephants which came in a line, one after another. The Ant went to these line of Elephants and asked the first Elephant "How many Elephants are behind you?" The first Elephant replied "Two". The Ant went to the second Elephant and asked the same question "How many Elephants are behind you?" The second Elephant replied "One". The Ant went to the Third Elephant and asked the same question "How many Elephants are behind you?" The Third Elephant replied "Two". How is it Possible???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 While you all Think and Post the answer for the previous question, here is another one. Once an Elephant met with a massive accident and incurred a lot of blood loss. The Doctor told it is tough for the Elephant to survive. Then our Ant comes to the Elephant's wife and tells something in the ear. The Wife Elephant faints... What did the Ant tell?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 the last one was walking backwards...Have you heard of the Ant and the Elephant joke?? There were these three elephants which came in a line, one after another. The Ant went to these line of Elephants and asked the first Elephant "How many Elephants are behind you?" The first Elephant replied "Two". The Ant went to the second Elephant and asked the same question "How many Elephants are behind you?" The second Elephant replied "One". The Ant went to the Third Elephant and asked the same question "How many Elephants are behind you?" The Third Elephant replied "Two". How is it Possible???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Have you heard of the Ant and the Elephant joke?? There were these three elephants which came in a line, one after another. The Ant went to these line of Elephants and asked the first Elephant "How many Elephants are behind you?" The first Elephant replied "Two". The Ant went to the second Elephant and asked the same question "How many Elephants are behind you?" The second Elephant replied "One". The Ant went to the Third Elephant and asked the same question "How many Elephants are behind you?" The Third Elephant replied "Two". How is it Possible???? She was lying ? @ yaru that was a fantastic answer but its the jokes section ........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 While you all Think and Post the answer for the previous question, here is another one. Once an Elephant met with a massive accident and incurred a lot of blood loss. The Doctor told it is tough for the Elephant to survive. Then our Ant comes to the Elephant's wife and tells something in the ear. The Wife Elephant faints... What did the Ant tell?? The ant came to donate blood for the elephant .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Have you heard of the Ant and the Elephant joke?? There were these three elephants which came in a line, one after another. The Ant went to these line of Elephants and asked the first Elephant "How many Elephants are behind you?" The first Elephant replied "Two". The Ant went to the second Elephant and asked the same question "How many Elephants are behind you?" The second Elephant replied "One". The Ant went to the Third Elephant and asked the same question "How many Elephants are behind you?" The Third Elephant replied "Two". How is it Possible???? the third elephant was walking backwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 While you all Think and Post the answer for the previous question, here is another one. Once an Elephant met with a massive accident and incurred a lot of blood loss. The Doctor told it is tough for the Elephant to survive. Then our Ant comes to the Elephant's wife and tells something in the ear. The Wife Elephant faints... What did the Ant tell?? gimmy all your penuts or i'll do the same to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 gimmy all your penuts or i'll do the same to you. That was really funny Pet_Rock... But what I had in mind was what Talha said. The Ant told it is willing to donate all its Blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 She was lying ? @ yaru that was a fantastic answer but its the jokes section ........ That's right. It is Jokes section and hence the answer is She was lying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Ok. Lets go for more... 1.) Two Elephants came to the airport, only one got into the plane, but the other didn't. Do you know why??? 2.) Four Ants are moving through a forest.They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him. Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR. 3.) Once an hunter was chasing an elephant, the elephant ran into a forest, on the way it met its Ant friend, Ant : Hey, why are you running? Elephant : Hunter is chasing me. Ant (Generously) : You come and hide behind me. Elephant : ??! 4.) Why was the ant lying on the floor with his hands and his legs up in the air? --> He wanted to trip the elephant. 5.) Why was the elephant lying on the floor with his hands and his legs up in the air? --> He had tripped over the ant. 6.) The elephants of the jungle were playing basketball. There was one ant in the midst of all this. What was he doing? --> He was the referee. 7.) One fine morning, an ant goes off to the market on his new motorbike. On the way there, he meets an elephant who asks him for a ride to the market. The ant says, okay, hop on, and they're on their way to the market. A little while later, they come across another elephant who also wants a lift to the market. The ant says, okay, hop on, and they're again on their way to the market. Just before they reach the market, they crash into the truck. The paramedics arrive, and they see that the elephants are in a very bad condition, on the verge of death,.. but the ant has escaped with just a few minor injuries! Why is this so? --> The ant was wearing a helmet (yeah, shoot me!). 8.) An ant and an elephant went swimming. But instead of swimming together, they took turns getting into the pool. Both were never in the pool at the same time. Why? --> They had only one pair of shorts. 9.) Once an ant was on her way to a restaurant on a motorbike,on the way she meets an elephant who asks her to give him a lift,she tells him to sit at the back. While they were travelling, they meet another elephant asking for a lift, but the ant refuses,why??? --> Traffic rules say,three persons not allowed on 1 motorbike. 10.) Two elephants: one elephant was a male and another a female the female entered the bus and the male did not enter it why? --> Because it was a ladies bus. (Well I don't know whether you have this concept of Ladies Bus in every part of the World). Let us top it up with the ultimate one.... Here it goes.... 11.) There was this Ant and the Elephant who were good friends. One day the ant told something to the elephant and the elephant faints and goes in to a coma. What did the Ant tell the Elephant?? I am pregnant with your baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 The second Elephant came to send off the first Elephant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Yeah, the third elephant was walking backwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 I just thought of a funny answer to the original question. An elephant never forgets. And for the plane one. Who said they were going to the same place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Have you heard of the Ant and the Elephant joke??
There were these three elephants which came in a line, one after another.
The Ant went to these line of Elephants and asked the first Elephant "How many Elephants are behind you?"
The first Elephant replied "Two".
The Ant went to the second Elephant and asked the same question "How many Elephants are behind you?"
The second Elephant replied "One".
The Ant went to the Third Elephant and asked the same question "How many Elephants are behind you?"
The Third Elephant replied "Two".
How is it Possible????
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