[Guest]

Two Hunters

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing. His eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There's silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "Okay, now what?"

[Guest]

, people like that shouldn't be hunters...

[Guest]

0.o

[Guest]

...I agree with Star Tiger...*looks around 4 people wid guns*...

Edited March 10, 2009 by Atlantis

[peace*out]

that's not nice.... back hunter!! haha!! i cant help from laughing!

[Guest]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World's_funniest_joke

There was a study that incorporated this joke. It was actually rated as one of the funniest jokes in the world. I don't know if it's changed--I first heard about this study (and this joke) back in '02 or '03... I remember giggling about it in a Comp. Sci. classroom (Back when it was still C++, not Java...). But yeah. Good joke.

[Guest]

I love it.

[Guest]

[Guest]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World's_funniest_joke

There was a study that incorporated this joke. It was actually rated as one of the funniest jokes in the world. I don't know if it's changed--I first heard about this study (and this joke) back in '02 or '03... I remember giggling about it in a Comp. Sci. classroom (Back when it was still C++, not Java...). But yeah. Good joke.

Yeah, it is actually in the current Reader's Digest in a list of top 100 jokes.