Guest Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?” 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.” 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?” 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.” 14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?” 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!” 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist. 22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. My favourites <(^-^)> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 hahaha. that's hilarious. I definitely have to try a few of those! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 LOVE!...*adds 2 list of cool things 4um BD*... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 ha ha ..absolutely hillarious...will have to try a few.. My favourite ones 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves. 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 (edited) Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"” 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THE MAFIA!"” - and back away slowly hehe, had to change it 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."” 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"” 22) CALL out "Group hug!"”then enforce it. Hehe, I gotta try these Thes are hilarious CSG! Edited March 5, 2009 by RainThinker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 I have tried 1., but with a backpack! The woman in the elevator looked really scared then laughed nervously. Then I tried number 4, and added a british accent. Too bad I couldn't do it with out laughing! The results were hysterical but they would be funnier if you don't laugh. You should have seen the looks on their faces! It works best in a crowded elevator. I can't do mumber 6 too often beacause I burst out laughing. A tip to remember is they will just think you are a little strange and not be offended if they bust a gut laughing at you. I got an extra one I forgot to put on: 23) When you are on a nearly empty elevator and there is only a few floors left to visit, press every single button. This one is especially funny late at night in hotels while tired people want to get to their rooms For the record my favorite is number 18. Why? An old lady called the police on me for it saying there was a crazy teenager with mental problems stranded in the elevator! LOL! I am glad you guys like these! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 (edited) 24. When arriving at another elevator riders floor look at them and say "Here, let me get the door for you" and wave your hand as if using the force. EDIT: Works at Wal Mart too Edited March 5, 2009 by IDoNotExist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 These are the bestest things in the world!!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 haha! these are hilarious! I'm definitly trying 6... haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Heh, I've tried some of those before! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 25. DROP something and "try" to pick it up. When someone bends down to pick it up for you, make a farting noise and cover your nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
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