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This blonde had a boyfriend who insisted on embarrassing her in front of their friends.

You have to stop telling those stupid, blonde jokes, Phil, she finally said. They're

insulting, sexist, ridiculous, childish, boring and in just really bad taste! Besides,

you're wrong about me. I may be blonde, but I am NOT DUMB. I'm reasonably

smart, fairly current on things, well informed and it's just not appropriate for you

to make fun of me. In fact I'm sick and tired of it, and I don't want to hear any

more asinine blonde jokes, especially when we're with our friends, ever again,

not one more time! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

She thought about what she'd told him, that night, and cast about for a way to

prove to Phil her intellectual strengths. What can I learn that will impress him?

she thought. It can't be TOO difficult, but if I could think of something that not

just everyone knows. That would surely put a stop the all those insulting jokes.

I know, she thought, I'll memorize the Capitals of all 50 States. I bet there's not

many people who know all 50 of them.

The next afternoon she brought home an armload of reference books from the

Library, and after dinner she sat at the table and began to pore over them. Ten

O'clock passed, midnight, two o'clock in the morning. Finally, at 2:30 am she

had done it; she had memorized the capitals of all 50 states.

As fate would have it, the next evening she and Phil were partying with their friends.

Phil, who obviously had not taken her objections seriously, rattled off a stupid

blonde joke first chance he got. The blonde was furious. She screamed at him,

much to the interest of the friends. Stop it! she said, I told you, no more of those

insulting, inapproprate jokes! I told you that I'm blonde, but I'm not stupid. I'm

smart! I'm SO smart, in fact, that I happen to know the capitals of all 50 states,

and what's more, I can PROVE it!

All 50 states? he asked. Wow, that's impressive, I guess I misjudged you. I am

truly sorry. OK. Great. Well, let's see, then. Ah, here's one. What's the capital

of, oh, say ... Wyoming?

The blonde rolled her eyes. C'mon, give me a challenge, will ya? she said. That

one is so easy! It's ..... W!

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