bonanova Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 This blonde had a boyfriend who insisted on embarrassing her in front of their friends. You have to stop telling those stupid, blonde jokes, Phil, she finally said. They're insulting, sexist, ridiculous, childish, boring and in just really bad taste! Besides, you're wrong about me. I may be blonde, but I am NOT DUMB. I'm reasonably smart, fairly current on things, well informed and it's just not appropriate for you to make fun of me. In fact I'm sick and tired of it, and I don't want to hear any more asinine blonde jokes, especially when we're with our friends, ever again, not one more time! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? She thought about what she'd told him, that night, and cast about for a way to prove to Phil her intellectual strengths. What can I learn that will impress him? she thought. It can't be TOO difficult, but if I could think of something that not just everyone knows. That would surely put a stop the all those insulting jokes. I know, she thought, I'll memorize the Capitals of all 50 States. I bet there's not many people who know all 50 of them. The next afternoon she brought home an armload of reference books from the Library, and after dinner she sat at the table and began to pore over them. Ten O'clock passed, midnight, two o'clock in the morning. Finally, at 2:30 am she had done it; she had memorized the capitals of all 50 states. As fate would have it, the next evening she and Phil were partying with their friends. Phil, who obviously had not taken her objections seriously, rattled off a stupid blonde joke first chance he got. The blonde was furious. She screamed at him, much to the interest of the friends. Stop it! she said, I told you, no more of those insulting, inapproprate jokes! I told you that I'm blonde, but I'm not stupid. I'm smart! I'm SO smart, in fact, that I happen to know the capitals of all 50 states, and what's more, I can PROVE it! All 50 states? he asked. Wow, that's impressive, I guess I misjudged you. I am truly sorry. OK. Great. Well, let's see, then. Ah, here's one. What's the capital of, oh, say ... Wyoming? The blonde rolled her eyes. C'mon, give me a challenge, will ya? she said. That one is so easy! It's ..... W! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 ... Dude, this is the only good blonde joke i've ever heard in my whole life... bravo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Impressive!!! I love it and I have a new favorite! Tkz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 (edited) oh...I get it! She means the capital letter: "W" in Wyoming! Jeez, even I know that! :lol: Edited September 3, 2008 by 4wheelchick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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This blonde had a boyfriend who insisted on embarrassing her in front of their friends.
You have to stop telling those stupid, blonde jokes, Phil, she finally said. They're
insulting, sexist, ridiculous, childish, boring and in just really bad taste! Besides,
you're wrong about me. I may be blonde, but I am NOT DUMB. I'm reasonably
smart, fairly current on things, well informed and it's just not appropriate for you
to make fun of me. In fact I'm sick and tired of it, and I don't want to hear any
more asinine blonde jokes, especially when we're with our friends, ever again,
not one more time! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
She thought about what she'd told him, that night, and cast about for a way to
prove to Phil her intellectual strengths. What can I learn that will impress him?
she thought. It can't be TOO difficult, but if I could think of something that not
just everyone knows. That would surely put a stop the all those insulting jokes.
I know, she thought, I'll memorize the Capitals of all 50 States. I bet there's not
many people who know all 50 of them.
The next afternoon she brought home an armload of reference books from the
Library, and after dinner she sat at the table and began to pore over them. Ten
O'clock passed, midnight, two o'clock in the morning. Finally, at 2:30 am she
had done it; she had memorized the capitals of all 50 states.
As fate would have it, the next evening she and Phil were partying with their friends.
Phil, who obviously had not taken her objections seriously, rattled off a stupid
blonde joke first chance he got. The blonde was furious. She screamed at him,
much to the interest of the friends. Stop it! she said, I told you, no more of those
insulting, inapproprate jokes! I told you that I'm blonde, but I'm not stupid. I'm
smart! I'm SO smart, in fact, that I happen to know the capitals of all 50 states,
and what's more, I can PROVE it!
All 50 states? he asked. Wow, that's impressive, I guess I misjudged you. I am
truly sorry. OK. Great. Well, let's see, then. Ah, here's one. What's the capital
of, oh, say ... Wyoming?
The blonde rolled her eyes. C'mon, give me a challenge, will ya? she said. That
one is so easy! It's ..... W!
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