Magic_luver101 Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 •Are people born stupid or do they have to work at it? •What was the best thing before sliced bread? •Why do old women die their hair blue? •If you're born again do you have two belly buttons? •Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection? •Why is toilet paper scented? •If you try to fail and succeed which have you done? •Why is it called a building when it's already built? •What is the purpose of the red string on Band-Aid brand adhesive packages? •How can someone walk up hill both ways through 32 feet of snow? •If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with? •If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding what is it expanding into? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 (edited) •What was the best thing before sliced bread?-Un-sliced bread! •If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?- Snow Hehe Nice ones! Edited February 21, 2009 by RainThinker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Magic_luver101 Posted February 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 Hehe Nice ones! thank you read the others they are also funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Magic_luver101 Posted April 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 I've seen these. If blind people wear sunglasses why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?How do they get the ship in the bottle?Could it be possible that all the kids dressed in white sheets on halloween might not be going as ghosts but as mattresses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 Who put the Bomp in the Bomp-She-Bomp-Shee-Bomp? Who put the Ram in the Ram-alam-aDing-Dong? (I'd like to shake his hand) If you actually understand this, you're very old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 •Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection? Because they want you to die of the poison rather than the germs of the needle. •If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with? Milk. Instant milk, that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 •If you try to fail and succeed which have you done? you've succeeded at failing to succeed... so I guess you've failed? •How can someone walk up hill both ways through 32 feet of snow? If you were old you wouldn't have to ask •If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with? Instant air! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 (edited) •Are people born stupid or do they have to work at it?-They work hard at doing nothing •What was the best thing before sliced bread?-Why, sliced cheese! •Why do old women die their hair blue?-Only redheads! •If you're born again do you have two belly buttons?-How else would you be born? •Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection? •Why is toilet paper scented?-Only after it is used! •If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?-failed •Why is it called a building when it's already built?-When is ANYTHING ever finished? •What is the purpose of the red string on Band-Aid brand adhesive packages? •How can someone walk up hill both ways through 32 feet of snow? •If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with? •If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding what is it expanding into?-Nothing! my thoughts Edited November 9, 2009 by 24_65_34_83_361 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Who put the Bomp in the Bomp-She-Bomp-Shee-Bomp? Who put the Ram in the Ram-alam-aDing-Dong? (I'd like to shake his hand) If you actually understand this, you're very old. who put the dit in the dit-dit-dit-dit-da? i gotcha, nutso Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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•Are people born stupid or do they have to work at it?
•What was the best thing before sliced bread?
•Why do old women die their hair blue?
•If you're born again do you have two belly buttons?
•Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection?
•Why is toilet paper scented?
•If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?
•Why is it called a building when it's already built?
•What is the purpose of the red string on Band-Aid brand adhesive packages?
•How can someone walk up hill both ways through 32 feet of snow?
•If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
•If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding what is it expanding into?
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