[Magic_luver101]

•If you don't repair your brakes right away should you make your horn louder?

•Where do swear words come from?

•If you keep trying to prove Murphy's law, will something go wrong?

•Why are movie theatres always so cold?

•If the entire world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

•Why do men's bicycles have crossbars?

•Why are toilet flush handles on the left side?

•Is laughing stock cattle with a sense of humor?

•Do you think the Assassination Museum was created after JFK's assassination?

•Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a near miss? Shouldn't it be called a near hit?

•Just before someone gets nervous do they experience cocoons in their stomachs?

•If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat?

•Does a fish get cramps after eating?

•If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

•How do they get the ship in the bottle ?

•Does chewing gum lose its flavor on the bed post overnight?

•Does the little mermaid wear an algaebra?

•Why do we have to dry raincoats?