Magic_luver101 Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 •Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address you turn the radio down? •Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? •Why do other people hear our voices different than we do? •Why do psychics have to ask for your name? •Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? •Can you be a closet claustrophobic? •Why is it called a football when you really don't use your feet at all? •Did Washington just flash a quarter for his ID? •Why do old men wear their pants higher than young men do? •What do little birdies see if they get knocked unconscious? •Why don't penguins in Antarctica ever get frostbite? •Why do firehouses have Dalmatians? •If a vampire can't see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat? •If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? •If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them? •Why don't we get dizzy from the world spinning so fast? •Why do corn flakes and Sugar frosted flakes have the save number of calories per serving? •Where do all the missing socks go? •Why are they called stands when they are made for sitting •Why are a goose and his wife called geese, but a moose and his wife aren't called meese •Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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•Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address you turn the radio down?
•Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
•Why do other people hear our voices different than we do?
•Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
•Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
•Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
•Why is it called a football when you really don't use your feet at all?
•Did Washington just flash a quarter for his ID?
•Why do old men wear their pants higher than young men do?
•What do little birdies see if they get knocked unconscious?
•Why don't penguins in Antarctica ever get frostbite?
•Why do firehouses have Dalmatians?
•If a vampire can't see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat?
•If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
•If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
•Why don't we get dizzy from the world spinning so fast?
•Why do corn flakes and Sugar frosted flakes have the save number of calories per serving?
•Where do all the missing socks go?
•Why are they called stands when they are made for sitting
•Why are a goose and his wife called geese, but a moose and his wife aren't called meese
•Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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