[Guest]

i know that it is a stereotype that all layers are coldblooded but here is a pretty good joke.

This man is walking along a beach. While walking he stubs his toe on something hard and falls flat on his face.

He looks around and finds that he had tripped over a lamp. The man looks at the lamp and brushes some of the

sand off. Then suddenly a genie pops out and says, "I am the genie of this lamp. I will grant you up to three

wishes. But be warned for I am a layer's genie, so everything you wish for every layer in the world will get double

of what you get." "OK," the man says, "First, I would like to have one million dollars"

"Alright but every layer will now get two million dollars."

"Now I would like to have the best car ever created by man."

Now every layer has two of the best cars ever created by man. Realizing that the man only has one wish left, the

genie says, "What is your final wish?"

"Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."

[Mekal]

i know that it is a stereotype that all layers are coldblooded but here is a pretty good joke.

This man is walking along a beach. While walking he stubs his toe on something hard and falls flat on his face.

He looks around and finds that he had tripped over a lamp. The man looks at the lamp and brushes some of the

sand off. Then suddenly a genie pops out and says, "I am the genie of this lamp. I will grant you up to three

wishes. But be warned for I am a layer's genie, so everything you wish for every layer in the world will get double

of what you get." "OK," the man says, "First, I would like to have one million dollars"

"Alright but every layer will now get two million dollars."

"Now I would like to have the best car ever created by man."

Now every layer has two of the best cars ever created by man. Realizing that the man only has one wish left, the

genie says, "What is your final wish?"

"Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."

LOL but didn't you mean Lawyers, not layers?

[Guest]

I was thinking liars...but I think Mekal's idea of lawyers is better. Also, this joke has been done in so many different ways, it's hardly funny to me anymore. It's still a classic, so thank you for posting it.

[Guest]

layers?! you mean lawyers? hmph...i've heard this one before...oh well!!

[Guest]

if everyone in the world donated kidneys, then the only thing that would happen in the world would be that people have different people's kidneys. Now if he said, "I'm going to destroy one of my kidneys," that would be better...

[Guest]

if everyone in the world donated kidneys, then the only thing that would happen in the world would be that people have different people's kidneys. Now if he said, "I'm going to destroy one of my kidneys," that would be better...

The idea is that he in donating his kidney and every lawyer in the world gets twice as much as he does...so they would be donating both of their kidneys. As far as I know it is rather difficult to live with no kidneys.