I think that they invented the wheel and discovered fire on the same day, and that night, they burned the wheel.
It takes a big man to cry, but a bigger man to laugh at that man.
It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
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I came across these 'deep thoughts' a while ago and found they were some of the funniest things i had ever read.
It's possible some people wont find them as funny as others but everyone should find a few that make them laugh.
Here are some of the best:
Deep Thoughts
A few examples:
I think that they invented the wheel and discovered fire on the same day, and that night, they burned the wheel.
It takes a big man to cry, but a bigger man to laugh at that man.
It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
Enjoy
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