Guest Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left. With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left. With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left. But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 I've considered taking up heavy drinking after watching my portfolio go from "Silver spoon" to "Hey Buddy, can ya spare some change?" I'm thankful I'm still young enough to wait it out...it will surely bounce back. In the meanwhile I just keep socking it away and praying!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Brandonb Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 HAHAHA, nice! Too bad that this Bud Light Lime sitting next to me only comes in a bottle (no worries, I just went on Fall break... BTW, what is Fall break? I'd rather have a longer thanksgiving break) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have
$42 left.
With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left.
With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.
But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you
would have had $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
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