A man walks into a bar and buys a beer. About half way through, a burley asian man comes up to him and chops him in the face. The man falls of his stool holding his nose and yells "WHAT WAS THAT?". The asain says proudly, "That was kung-fu from China. The man hops back on his stool and drinks some more beer. After about ten minutes, the buff asian man comes back and wacks him in the face again. The man falls down with a bad blood nose and looks at the asian with disbeleif. The asian says "That was Tae Kwon Do from Korea!". The man then leaves the bar in disgust.
Ten minutes later he walks back into the shop and hits the asian across the face and knocks him out. The man then goes to the bartender and says "When he wakes up, tells him that was a crowbar from K-mart.
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A man walks into a bar and buys a beer. About half way through, a burley asian man comes up to him and chops him in the face. The man falls of his stool holding his nose and yells "WHAT WAS THAT?". The asain says proudly, "That was kung-fu from China. The man hops back on his stool and drinks some more beer. After about ten minutes, the buff asian man comes back and wacks him in the face again. The man falls down with a bad blood nose and looks at the asian with disbeleif. The asian says "That was Tae Kwon Do from Korea!". The man then leaves the bar in disgust.
Ten minutes later he walks back into the shop and hits the asian across the face and knocks him out. The man then goes to the bartender and says "When he wakes up, tells him that was a crowbar from K-mart.
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