Guest Posted September 21, 2008 Report Share Posted September 21, 2008 There is a man who was fired and was in desperate need of a job. One morning when he was drinking the last of his coffee and going through the wanted ads hoping to find a reasonable job, he found an ad for the local zoo. He called the zoo and they said for him to come in immediately for an interview. He went in thinking it is a Janitorial position which he didn't like but he needed the money. So he went in and the asked the Zoo director how the pay was and the zoo director said 12$ bucks and hour and that he'd have to start today. So the man desperately needing the job accepted. The zoo director led him to a box and said put this on. "what is it?" the man asked. "its a gorilla costume, the gorilla died a few days ago and we dont have the funding to get a new one so you will have to pretend to be the gorilla until we get a new one." The man was shocked but since he needed the money and the new job didn't require much effort he decided he would go along with it. So after a few weeks of sitting in the hot sun out in the cage the man realized that the more he moved around the bigger crowd would appear. The man started to get a little brave and saw that there was a rope hanging from the top of the cage and he went a climbed up to the top of the rope. The people clapped and more people started to come. The man got excited and started to swing on the rope. More people came. The man's adrenaline started to pump and he tried a flip off of the rope and he misjudged it and landed over the wall in the the lions cage. The man then started to scream "HELP!!! HELP!!!" The lion came closer and closer and said, "Shut up!!! do you want to get us both fired?!?!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted September 21, 2008 Report Share Posted September 21, 2008 HAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 (edited) uh...why would the people gather around the more he moved... Edited September 23, 2008 by 4wheelchick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 uh...why would the people gather around the more he moved... because they wanted to see what he would do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 because they wanted to see what he would do durh! what would u do...hmm. scratch ur butt? that's what they all do... <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 hahaha i wonder if the ostritch is getting paid too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 hahaha i wonder if the ostritch is getting paid too! How about the tiger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 MissKitten Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 ive heard this joke, but with a lady in a kangaroo suit jumping on a fake trampoline and landing in the tiger cage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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There is a man who was fired and was in desperate
need of a job. One morning when he was drinking the
last of his coffee and going through the wanted ads
hoping to find a reasonable job, he found an ad for
the local zoo. He called the zoo and they said for him
to come in immediately for an interview. He went in
thinking it is a Janitorial position which he didn't
like but he needed the money. So he went in and the
asked the Zoo director how the pay was and the zoo
director said 12$ bucks and hour and that he'd have to
start today. So the man desperately needing the job
accepted. The zoo director led him to a box and said
put this on. "what is it?" the man asked. "its a
gorilla costume, the gorilla died a few days ago and
we dont have the funding to get a new one so you will
have to pretend to be the gorilla until we get a new
one." The man was shocked but since he needed the
money and the new job didn't require much effort he
decided he would go along with it. So after a few
weeks of sitting in the hot sun out in the cage the
man realized that the more he moved around the bigger
crowd would appear. The man started to get a little
brave and saw that there was a rope hanging from the
top of the cage and he went a climbed up to the top of
the rope. The people clapped and more people started
to come. The man got excited and started to swing on
the rope. More people came. The man's adrenaline
started to pump and he tried a flip off of the rope
and he misjudged it and landed over the wall in the
the lions cage. The man then started to scream
"HELP!!! HELP!!!" The lion came closer and closer and
said, "Shut up!!! do you want to get us both fired?!?!?"
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